That's the thing they beat Fozzie Bear Jesus with in Muppets Passion of the Christ

smoking weed with my tits out hell yeah

hey uh

what the fuck is this

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

Building a home for a toadlet

(via)

NOTHING will prepare u for how tiny this guy is

Me watching the prep: That’s gonna be WAY too small for him to live in!

Me seeing the amphibian: Objection withdrawn.

shes so

update:

Invertober 21: pink crab spider

Any time someone tells me birds aren’t descended from dinosaurs, I show them this.

She comes to visit us at every hot summer day to take a bath in our ponds 🥰

July '19

Me, checking IMDB: I bet it's Doug

IMDB:

He would do numbers on here

They’re distracting a nervous dog during a blood draw.

12/10 Excellent veterinary work!💜

This moment brought tears to my eyes from laughing so hard.

His voice doesn't even sound like Rhys' nor Stede's. If I heard just the audio I never would have connected it.

Stede getting his fine clothes back, his ship back, Ed back, changed him. Something possessed Rhys Darby in this episode because his performance in his fancy clothes is unmatched.

he was giving this

There’s a damn good story here.

It's the flip flop that's turned into an anklet that really makes it for me

Ken Gun Min - Xochipillia, 2022