i call my parents and say ‘yeah i can’t do family stuff tonight, i got too much stuff to do for school’ and i e-mail my professor and say ‘i can’t do my assignments tonight, work got crazy’ and i text my boss and say ‘sorry i can’t work late tonight, i gotta some family stuff’ and through this triangulation of deceitful excuses i at last will be free
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funnytwittertweets
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screaming
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80% of the ocean is unexplored by YOU GUYS. i've seen the whole thing
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obsessed with this muppet clip where Gonzo breaks a piece of machinery and then just stares at the camera in an empty room and says ‘GUILT’ in the most harrowing way possible
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i don't have sage green kitchen cabinets but i'm being so brave about it
me to god
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She tried to warn us…..
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Every morning
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take me back