Dance in the sunshine sparkles

this tiktok is gonna cure coronavirus

This is literally the cutest thing ever and I love it to bits but everytime he makes the chicken noise it turns on my "Ok Google"

i told ya we’ve canceled discourse n we’ve moved on to homesteading skills

it’s just choppin wood and harvesting vegetables and herbs from here on out

amen!

unironically this

Please hit me with more homesteading concept drawings

Good reference material here.

tryna relax during an anxiety attack

hmmm

Absolutely loving the people in the notes who clearly think this is just a random old lady and not Angela Merkel, Chancellor of Germany

Sadly, it’s a (badly) photoshopped. Angela Merkel was in fact playing….Farming Simulator 17 for the Nintendo Switch at  Gamescom 2017

That said, seeing the leader of a major nation attending a video game expo is still slightly surreal

I have seen a lot of pictures of Angela Merkel…but in this one she looks genuinely happy wow

Also hilariously she is standing next to Mercy from Overwatch whose full name is Angela Ziegler. And everyone knows there’s no way Blizz would have ever come up with that first name if it wasn’t for her.

parents who tell their daughters they are ugly are bad parents

everyone who is replying to this with some variety of “that’s just how life is”

no

your parents fucked up and should not have treated you that way

they were wrong and you should say it

This includes implied ugliness.

The Coronavirus pandemic has been a challenge that our generation has never faced before. In light of so much uncertainty and isolation, feelings of fear and loneliness is everywhere. But we are not alone, and despite these challenges, we can find small victories in our daily lives, in doing what we love, and sharing that love with everyone else. Start your day with love. Be it love for art, music, dance, books, yoga, gardening, anything that makes you happy. Unleash your creativity and share it with the world. Even when we’re isolated in quarantine, we can still connect with each other through our creations. Artists and creators everywhere, join me in sharing our creations, our passions, and our loves. Paint, dance, compose, do something you love and share it with us <3

You can submit your work here for everyone to enjoy~

‘Proud of yourself?’ ‘Definitely.’

#god the way her voice drags when she says ‘has it /caalmed/ all the /raage/’#she’s being smug & a little cruel & she’s mocking him & she’s speaking to him like he’s a child throwing a tantrum but he RESPONDS TO THAT#bc it gets him to stop - just for a moment - & be strikingly honest in his answer#god she knows him so well (via @missmarthanightingale)

Instagram : Embrace The Wild

In case you didn’t know, the first gay couple married in the chapel at West Point.  They are both apache helicopter pilots.

thank u cocksuckercaleb

Everything about this post is a blessing

This clears my skin and waters my crops

Pleasant twist on the ‘identify as Apache helicopter’ insult

This dog thought it’s owner was in trouble… a dog’s love is so genuine and pure this is beautiful

Both of the dogs jumped in to save him, good doggos

That dog looks like it’s so afraid of water but it still went to save him.

Poor dog had a heart attack

what was this movie even 

A cinematic masterpiece.

I CANNOT stress enough that in the Spy Kids films, Danny Trejo is literally playing his titular character from the Machete movies, who happens to be the kids’ uncle, because the movies have the same director

what this reply misses is that Machete originated *in* Spy Kids. the Machete movies are Spy Kids spinoffs

I think it’s important to make clear that Robert Rodriguez, the director, says that Spy Kids and Machete are alternate universe versions of each other , while Danny Trejo, the actor, says that what happens in Machete is just what he does when he’s not hanging out with the kids

Superman: Red Son (2020), dir. Sam Liu

This is an absolute religious experience that I was not prepared for

Whoever did the caps for this deserves an award

Can never not reblog this, a Scottish national treasure 😂