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Plaid Peaches

@plaid-peaches

Award winning slacker, potential comic maker, and giant dork.
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bloodytales

Trump is a monster. ICE is out of control.

So hey, conservatives, is THIS “PRO LIFE”?!?!?!?!

We all know ICE killed those babies on purpose so they wouldn't have to deal with an anchor baby situation. Fuck Trump. Fuck ICE. Fuck anyone who thinks a human being can ever be described as illegal.

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pink-squirl

Terry Crews came out and admitted he had been sexually assulted by someone in the film industry, and is now being blacklisted. I have been a fan of his since Idiocracy, and will continue to support all of his work.

So when you wonder why people don’t come forward with their assults, this is why.

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seriousjones

i saw a millennial ignore a friendly tortoise who need help crossing the street. when i confronted him, he said “who needs turtles when you have iphone apps.” reblog if you would help the friendly tortoise

Where do I download the app to help this tortoise

the app is called, … going outside. thank you

Hi yeah, I looked in the app store. I can’t find the app you’re talking about???

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gothicprep

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

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