Maybe if he was a little less fuckable we wouldn’t be in this mess

If AO3 had a slogan

i didn't have "i'm broken" teenage asexual angst i had "i'm literally being the only reasonable one about this concept and the rest of you are behaving like fucking freaks" perception issues

Is it okay to be allo and yet find this deeply relatable?

All my friends: BOOOOOOOOYS 💜💜💜💜💜❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥👀👀👀👀

Me: I mean, they’ve always existed.

Friends: You don’t want to immediately pounce on them?

Me: There are a couple I can think of who pouncing on sounds nice. But you sound enamored of all of them, and I am confused.

Friends: So you like girls?

Me: …also yes, but I’m not sure that’s the disconnect I’m having.

people on tv: *cannot pass up a single opportunity to have sex with a sexy new person*

me: ...i do not think it is all that hard not to have sex with someone

Love like yours will surely come my way

i guess it goes to show, does it not? that we’ve no idea what we’ve got

until we lose it

SPARK新刊サンプル by 春＠SPARKこ69b

MORE CROWLEY

Not all construction work is equally enjoyable. For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting.

this joke would get the exact same reaction in 1870 that it gets in 2021 and I love that about it

Evidence against the argument that Superman's disguise wouldn't fool anyone:

Tony Hawk

as a kid i had one of those “there’s a monster under my bed” moments except real.

every night i would cry about a ghost or something trying to scare me by knocking on my bedroom windows and walls. like, really loudly, every hour or so, every night. only at night. so my dad was like “heh okay kiddo let’s check it out :) ah see? there’s nothing here :)” and left.

until years later he admitted to me that he did in fact hear the unexplainable knocking when he slept in that room one night, and it kept him awake with fear. and suddenly felt awful for not believing little kid me.

imagine your kid being like “daddy there’s a demon in my closet” and you being like ok son lemme just check that for you :). and you open the door and there’s a demon in the closet

WHAT

for the love of god unmute

Muted it took me 6 seconds to figure out what was going on. Unmuted I had tears in my eyes 3 seconds in

0=)

I feel like this could be a good reaction image

look at my 2 year old flop post boy

…something tells me that I’m gonna have to mute the notifs on this post soon

beginning to understand why a post getting tumblr famous is considered a curse

i have alerted the horde

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yuo

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I am in hell

hey… op…. would you like to….. would you like us to…..

CBE by とな里

Cuteeeeeeee!!!!! 💗🔥😍

There is so much about this picture I love! Yurio and Yuuri being friends!  Wearing each other’s jackets!  Yurio stole his glasses!  Just <3 <3 <3

Because you and Mr. Fell don't ever talk to each other. We talk all the time. We've been talking for millions of years. Bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-bla. I say something brilliant, and he says something unintentionally funny back. It's great. You never say what you're really thinking.