@optimus-prime-rib / optimus-prime-rib.tumblr.com
you have no idea who you're fucking with. You know the bread bowl? I sucked off the guy who invented it. I sucked him off good and he liked it. You'll never work in this town again
We have this argument every time we go to Olive Garden, can we not just this once?
enormous tits
i know this isn't google. enormous tits
all beverages should cost one dollar when i want them
happy easter from the united states :)
honestly cain and abel aren’t even special like that’s just what having a brother is like
Yeah, but they didn’t know that yet because brothers had only just been invented.
vampire who goes kachunk like a stapler when they bite people
6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.
this doesn't apply to jobs like childcare
If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables
ftm (female to muppet) hormone therapy
