frustrated bc i want to be Perfect Me™ and get better grades and clear up my skin and lose more weight but im stuck w Actual Garbage Me™

We haven’t seen Harry in 2 weeks. Life’s cruel isn’t it????

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why do they look like theyre on one of those shows where niall just found out zayn was cheating on him and theyre about to bring out his side piece 

If there’s ever a day I don’t reblog this assume I’m dead

Side piece comes out….

But surprise Niall had a side piece of his own…

which left the host baffled

Reblog every fucking time.

elizabeth swan and will turner are actually SO romance in the first movie and not enough people acknowledged this because the early 2000s were the age of the edgelords who only valued jack sparrow’s moral ambiguity and that is the TRUTH

the part where she’s like “how many times do i have to tell you to call me elizabeth” and he shyly says “once more, miss swann” and once she walks away he gazes adoringly after her and whispers “elizabeth” to himself like he’s unworthy of it

then when he’s patching up the cut on her hand and she flinches and he says “i know, blacksmith’s hands… they’re rough” because he thinks that’s what’s bothering her HE KNOWS HE’S NOT WORTHY OF HER!!! THAT’S THE PINING I’M TALKING ABOUT BINCH!!! I DON’T ACCEPT LESS!!!!

he has like 10 chances to confess his love to her but waits until he’s dressed like this to do it: 

my man knows 1) the importance of a good outfit when shooting your shot 2) how to ACCESSORIZE. take NOTES.

That’s how I would dress if I was gonna confess my undying love to Kiera knightley

Fun Vampire Fact; the reason that Vampires traditionally cannot see their reflections in a mirror is because mirrors used to be backed with a reflective layer of silver — which, as the metal of purity, would not ‘interact’ with Vampires, who are the Devil’s work.

However, modern mirrors have used aluminum as their reflective backing for many years now — and aluminum is not a ‘picky’ metal at all. So Vampires are able to see their reflections in modern mirrors.

All I can think about is a vampire used to not seeing their reflection in mirrors for centuries, and one day they are just walking along and unknowingly pass a mirror backed with aluminum and THEY NEARLY SHIT THEMSELVES.

reblogging for that gif

Well now I’m just sad at all the plot holes this leaves in My Babysitters a Vampire

reblog if you are hella whipped for calum hood

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Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

fucking hell

don't risk it

if you don’t reblog in 500 seconds you will never be able to meet your fave band/artist

FUCK THIS SHIT WORKS MAN I MEAN I’M GOING TO SEE BTS ON TUESDAY HAVE HAVE I REBLOGGED THIS BEFORE I MUST HAVE BUT I DON’T REMEMBER BUT ?????

I really counted to 500 though .-.

Me thinking about how it’s really been three years since 1d dropped the greatest album of this generation and then proceeded not to tour it and abandon me with the promise of an ‘18 month hiatus’ and a lads holiday that never happened:

IDK BUT IM LAUGHINDH AO HARD

‪What part of “i don’t wanna spend anymore money” don’t I understand

when u catch urself thinking wistfully about dating and being in love and being c*ddled and how nice that would be

Ok hey so I um

Can we talk about

How we all thought

This was dead

Legends never die

— a poem by me