Cake or Death

Out of Touch

Yes

yeah doing drugs is fun but have you ever watched when marnie was there with a gay person who doesn't know how it ends

Every Beverly Toegold Intro, NADDpod ep. 1-100

Moonshine

If you had shown me this site in 2005 I would have asked you if had checked your virus software lately, because this looks like a bad one. I would have clicked away so fast it would give you whiplash. Looking at these sites now, I have to convince myself that they aren't virus laden sites and fight against the pavlovian urge to just navigate away.

I navigate away anyways because fuck them, there's usually a better site (though they are dwindling quickly). I still can't get over how the internet "as intended" today looks like a malware ridden fever dream from 20 years ago. This is every story I've ever read about an empire that used to be great and has now fallen into turmoil.

Beloveds, there is a wonderful website that gets rid of all that crap<3

I use the goons with spoons wiki since it also has recipes without all the bs that accompanies them online.

BOB’S BURGERS (2011-)

ぼく、シマエナガ。@daily_simaenaga ツッパリおにぎり作った

i have a disease called “i believe i will have the love i have been reading about all these years one day”

let me assign you a love language which won’t make sense 

violent devotion

all I do is listen to music and think about my silly little fictional people

yeah doing drugs is fun but have you ever watched when marnie was there with a gay person who doesn't know how it ends

Frodo may be Bilbo’s actual adopted nephew, but Merry and Pippin are his younger cousins, and Sam is his old gardener’s son whose family he clearly has a soft spot for and who he taught to read and write, and Gimli is the son of one of his old adventuring friends, and Legolas is, similarly, the son of the Elvenking who named him an elf-friend, and we know Aragorn is canonically his friend as well, who he very possibly could have met as a small child in Rivendell when he passed through, so really, like 7/9 members of the Fellowship are people he can employ weird elderly relative (or the honorary equivalent thereof) energy on if he wants to and I think that’s very powerful.

the fellowship is 7 people who Bilbo Baggins can employ weird elderly relative energy onto PLUS 1 person who can employ weird elderly relative energy onto Bilbo Baggins PLUS Boromir.

Yes I re-read my own fics because I wrote them for ME

Wish that bitch would update though.

he’s not a dilf but i’m glad he’s a dylf

bisexuality is when u are attracted to both vampires and werewolves

Normalize being out of touch. Normalize being out of time. Let people be out of their heads when you’re not around.

Aliens: Wow you guys sure are completely normal and not at all indescribably horny.

NASA *beating the alien fuckers with a broom*: Yep. Just a completely normal species. no inappropriate lusting for extraterrestrial booty here, no sir. 

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