I’m drunk
I’m a that point where you really hate the taste of Maple syrup.
Fucking Crown Royal, why?
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I’m a that point where you really hate the taste of Maple syrup.
Fucking Crown Royal, why?
UNMUTE
his little gasp
reminder: gwendoline christie is 6′3, making phasma Big
a tall, mean, armed woman ? phasma was made w me in mind
It’s Bulbasaur blooming season
Lots of variety this year!
It’s back
I CANT STOP LAUGHING
this will always be my favorite
So I gave this frog a blueberry….
this is one of the best vines of all time
vine by VideoBOOM
For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting.
> Literal translation
Bird:“ ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.”
Bird: “What’s wrong?”
Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little too early. Once the phone’s picked up, then properly say hello.”
Bird: “Okay, understood.”
Owner: “Do you really understand? I’m counting on you. Hello, this is the Ono family residence in Gifu.”]
Bird: “Okay, I understand!”
Owner: “Got it.”
> That’s clearly some sort of Pokemon.
> Off-putting? It’s like birds were meant to speak Japanese!
> For some reason it’s never occurred to me that birds can mimic languages other than English. It’s so cool, though!
It’s Abe-chan! I love listening to this bird
Hes adorable. ;_;
Amazing. What kind of bird is this?
The Joys of Working Retail (vine by Thomas Sanders)
Illuminating Installation Features “Floating Whales” with Entire Worlds in Their Bodies by Isana Yamada
(via My Modern Met)
Truth Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind, 1896 by Jean-Léon Gérôme
I’ve been thinking a lot about it and this is literally the best title of anything
so I guess it was some ancient Greek who said “truth lives at the bottom of a well” and I don’t know what he meant or why it stuck, but I’ve seen a lot of 19th-century references to it (because people always love showing off how much they know about stuff)
but I like this because imagine how fucking pissed off you would be if you lived at the bottom of a well in the first place, but then you had to climb all the way out of it somehow because humans were such unbelievable assholes that you were forced to yell at them in person
“I CAME OUT OF THE WELL BECAUSE YOU NEED TO STOP”
Truth needs to come out of her well a bit more often.