SORRY CAN'T TALK BOSS BATTLE

The most important comment in this whole mess

Call me a bucket full of pennies the way having sex with me is difficult and painful for others

call me aloe vera the way having sex with me is easy and healing

my name is jamie

hi jamie!!! ^_^

Hi jamie

i am so excited oh my god oh yea oh yea oh yea oh yea oh yea oh yea oh yea oh yea oh yea oh yea oh yea oh yea oh yea oh yea oh yea oh yea oh yea oh yea oh yea oh yea oh yea oh yea oh yea oh yea oh yea oh yea oh yea oh yea oh yea oh yea

the bravest person in the world

im obsessed with her

She says sorry

the winners

HERMITCRAFT IS A FAMILY-FRIENDLY SERVER FULL OF PG CONTENT CREATORS

@going-to-the-sun correct.

“Do you see me as cattle to milk whenever you grow thirsty” was really something

idk the way you signaled an incoming artillery strike seemed like you were mad at me

wanted to make a band but forgot to give Karlach musical instrument proficiency

never made a mistake so perfect

@nathanwpyle

I literally love this.

I couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes.

No joke.

This has the same energy as a writer desperately trying to make their insanely cool but devastatingly off the wall plot point work with the rest of the story

By Mr. Fan

me: do you guys like my evil thorned plate armour and bloodred cloak? is the ominous glow of my visor slit too much?

my manserpent minion: it'ssss sssslaying absssolute penisssss, ssssire

my shambling zombie: uuuu 👍

captured gnome i keep in a birdcage: golly gee willikers it's sure some scary!!!

my straight manserpent minion: looks pretty good boss