*80s pop playing as I lay dead in the middle of the woods*

when you don’t know whether to be thankful for or envious of your boyfriend/drift partner’s guns

physically im here but mentally im out in the jungle naked with my fists full of wild geckos

Don’t get me wrong, sex is great, but I would rather spend the night learning everything about you and hearing every story you have. To me, that’s far more intimate.

Get this geek ass shit off my dashboard this bitch wants to get Railed !!!

My 2 moods

Me af.

Scream breakdown

EPIC

I hope the lady that invented chocolate chip cookies got her pussy ate I love that bitch

but what if she was asexual and the act traumatized her so bad she wasn´t able to invent any more delicious cookies ?

sometimes i scroll through stephen king’s twitter and i’m never disappointed

people say the animorphs covers are *creepy* but the actual in book transformations are all like ‘then her face cracked in two, her organs melted, her bones all snapped and reformed backwards, and her fingers and toes fused together. she couldnt cry because her tear ducts didnt fucking exist anymore. everyone looked at the ground so they wouldnt throw up looking at this’

new art challenge: Re-draw Animorphs covers based of the books description.

New art challenge: dONT

is everything made for russian children like this

trying to figure out the plot of a musical from just its soundtrack

So, I tried to make a 3D version of Run To You but I dont really think it worked… oh well. If this isnt as bad as I think it is, I can make more so just ask.

Only works with headphones/earbuds

It was funnier in my head. Seriously tho. Becareful.

Attitudes on tumblr that need to die in 2017:

- Telling people who make posts about how they’re trying to recover from their mental illness or giving other people advice on how to manage their mental illness “ we can’t all be neurotypical, karen.”

- Encouraging people to kill themselves over their opinions about cartoons.

- Assuming everyone with any non left-leaning opinions is a white cishet male.

- Assuming that everyone experiences their sexuality and romantic feelings in the exact same way.

- Acting like gender-conforming lgbt+ people and gender non-conforming cishet people don’t exist.

- Telling young girls that men are the enemy.

- Thinking that tearing down men will bring up women.

- Looking for excuses to call celebrities problematic and expecting celebrities to be perfect, flawless role models and social justice activists.

- Believing that the amount of oppression you experience determines how you’re allowed to treat people. 

where’s the mommy dating simulator game…..i wanna b a trophy wife to a CEO in a pencil skirt

im like 99% sure this photoset drops in image quality every time it passes my dash