How To Dance, 1953

Me

Im scooby

Scooby…….

the dude who invented the rule about holding hands during a seance after noticing he’s sitting next to the guy he likes: oh haven’t you heard?

My killer: any last words asshole?

Me: Alexa play work by Rihanna

my brother sent me this picture a few months ago and it burned a hole in my brain and i have since been unable to stop saying “I’m make cakes” literally every ten seconds

remember the wayside school books those were fucked up

remember that one chapter where a new student came to the class and was wearing like 10 different raincoats and the teacher kept making him take off the raincoats one by one until they got down to the final layer and it was just a dead rat

Shepherd Boy Pointing at Tobias and the Angel

Abraham Bloemaert, c. 1625-1630

Every detail about this image is fucking hilarious

i have a question for you, if you could only watch 5 movies for the rest of your life, what would they be? write them in the tags!

[wakes up] [clown vanishes] aaaahhh that was a nice rest. i slept like a baby all night. time to start the day [gets up] [takes a shower and brushes teeth] [gets dressed] [goes about my day taking care of business] [comes home] fwoo i’m tired. it’s time for a hard-earned night’s rest. [lies down] [falls asleep] [evil clown materializes in my room and watches me sleep all night]

no text post has ever started better than “[wakes up] [clown vanishes]” I’m hooked into the story I want to know more about this world

The year is 9

Some motherfucker be touching cow tits, and oh boy, he’s about to invent cereal

……. I beg your pardon

Beg

is he a *makes cooking gesture* rat?

man bjork was truly the fucking motherfucker alive

She’s still alive

shes what