Hoenn love

moral of oras: norman please go spend time with your family

I wonder what my dog named me

when u hang out w/ ur friends and they bring someone u don’t know

Do you think regular dogs see police dogs and think “oh shit, it’s a cop”

Imagine being completely naked in a room full of people who speak a different language and everyone wants to touch you. This is the life of a dog

"Go to bed, you’ll feel better in the morning" is the human version of "Did you turn it off and back on again?"

That would be a good analogy for IT people to use for uncooperative clients

"Thank you for calling tech support, have you tried taking a nap?"

Pizza delivery cars should operate like ice cream trucks and have spare pizzas you can purchase on the spot

I JUST FOUND A SHINY ZIGZAGOON WITHIN ABOUT 10 MINUTES OF PLAYING THE GAME I’M CRYING LOOK AT HIM!!!!!

YOU’VE LITERALLY ONLY SEEN 5 POKEMON?? JFC I HATE YOU

omg wow

Send me song lyrics and I'll guess which song they're from!