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my friend just told me that there's a secret second dashboard that solely contains posts from people you've turned on post notifications for, and when i click the link in the messages it opens it within the tumblr app, so the tumblr app also has a secret second dashboard for post notification blogs, and the only way to access it is to open the link for it within the app.
i literally love tumblr
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Ash by powerjah
Then wait you become a rose again. And do not remember how often you have become ash. But how often you were reborn in ashes to a new rose.
Ladies, I just found this gem for you.
Glorious.
Two things:
1. People who write trailhead directions in online forums are not the best at giving directions.
2. Geese don’t like it when you intrude upon them in the wild.
i want stolen, passionate kisses when the elevator doors come to a close. press me against the wall. dip your fingers in my hair and hitch my leg around your waist. kiss me like it’s the last time you’ll see me.
Puk and Fairy for 'A Midsummer Night's Dream' illustrated by Arthur Rackham
I love plants. You know me, I fucking love a flower. But these fuckers. I'm not going to say they can die in a fire, because this is forest fire country and that would be tempting fate...but they're the worst. THE. WORST.
Did you know that Canada has one whole desert? This is a type of prickly pear cactus found in British Columbia. Also known as the Tiny Asshole. You're just walking along, minding your own business, and bam, one is stuck in your leg. Like it sprouted legs and jumped up there by itself, just to spite you. You can't see 'em coming, and they sting. And they don't get stuck...they get stuck. They get stuck in your socks, in your pants, in your dog's feet. Did I mention they're the worst?
Brb, gonna go pull a bunch of tiny barbs outta my shin. And inevitably my fingers, too.
They also look like wrinkly testicles, so there's that, too...
Wrinkly testicles that are capable of drawing blood.
Doggy Style & horror movie marathon???
Playing with my puppo
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i am nothing if i’m not consistent
