Going outside is highly overrated

The last three digits of your current follower count is the Dewey Decimal Classification subject on which you must immediately give a 15-minute presentation.

How would you do?

Literatures of Italian, Dalmatian, Romanian, Rhaetian, Sardinian, Corsican languages

I would perish instantly

628 sanitary engineering

I studied fluid dynamics as part of my degree, managed a lot of building projects as an sbm, and now I work in care.

I could wing it.

803 : dictionaries, encyclopedias, and concordances. No problem.

814: american essays in english. Horribly.

850: Literatures of Italian, Dalmatian, Romanian, Rhaetian, Sardinian, Corsican languages

Awful fail

some of you never experienced the “this isn’t available in your country” situation and it shows

I get that being frozen for 100 years is a tough thing to go through but honestly Aang should have used it for comedy more

Katara: wow so this is Omashu

Aang: back in my day it was called weed city

Sokka: I’m… pretty sure it wasn’t

Aang: that’s what the fire nation wants you to think

Bumi, the second they arrive: welcome to weed city

Sokka: what the fuck

can we get this post to 420,000 notes

🔮 👻 halloween 2023 👻 🔮

day thirteen: harry potter (2001–2011)

I found the greatest reaction set:

@cousin-possum-kc you get back here and share with the class

Nicholas Galitzine and Taylor Zakhar Perez as Henry and Alex RED, WHITE & ROYAL BLUE (2023)

Du Gay 👉

| meet me at midnight

HAPPY 1ST BIRTHDAY MIDNIGHTS!! 💙

does anyone know if we have joy and whimsy tomorrow

always

Hey tumblr friends, in case I haven't told you lately, I have no idea what the FUCK half of you are on about and I WISH I didn't know what the rest of you are on about. Great work. Keep it up.

Do you kids know how hard it is to hyper fixate on shit as a goddamn adult?? Sorry boss I know you need those files done but I’m too busy giggling like a goddamn school girl over a fictional man