New record of 16 spoons in my bum hole ššš
friends can break ur heart too
THIS IS THE REALEST THING I HAVE EVER READ
it always really bothered me when wait staff ignored me + my friends just because we were young bc we are all really respectful people but the assumption was that we wouldnāt tip
anyway so fast fowards to when i became a waitress and one day this group of scrubbyass kids came in and i had 8 other tables with other people to look to but i overheard that one kid wanted a milkshake but he couldnāt afford it and the other kids offered to pay but he was like ānonono itās fineā and i looked over and he just looked real run down and sad and stuff ā- later it just so happened that our kitchen had a mixup so we had an extra shake and since it would just be dumped otherwise, i snuck it out to their table and gave it to him for free
and his friends were so fucking impressed by this they pooled every fucking cent they had i got a $50 tip and later his friendās mom came in and said āi heard what you did for that boyā and gave me another 20 and offered me a better job working with her
and meanwhile at my other table a rich white guy i was serving complained bc he didnāt want to pay the 15% tip on a $8.90 bill and when his wife said āsheās been a good waitress, though,ā he said, ābut just plainĀ good isnāt worth 15%ā
When men say, āI only fuck girls with tight pussies.ā
Do you know what a tight pussy is?
An un-aroused pussy.
Your sex game weak.
Bye.
Iām glad this sentiment is gaining traction. Spread this shit like wildfire.
this is what procrastination is truly like
I called my catĀ āmy sonā in front of my dad ONE TIME and now every time he wants the cat to leave him alone, he saysĀ āgo see your father!ā
My dad when he sees im reading Looking for Alaska
dad: i dont want to spoil anything but its just a little left of canada
romance is alive
If happiness is staring you in the face, you better reach out and grab it as fast as you can and kiss the fuck out of it idk Iām kinda drunk
yes
im sorry, but can you honestly look at this and say ānope, i dont want it on my blogā cause I cant.
my fav victorias secret model
I love this :ā)
This is so important I have to post it.Ā