Badam

Arthur Morgan being confused by people (and animals) around him for 48seconds.

The internet is unsafe for children

If you’re 15 or under and you’re making nsfw jokes on the regular, you need to step back and realize that is not normal, that is not a good example of productive internet usage

If you’re 16 and you have a “kink list” there is something wrong with how the internet has affected you. Take a step back and assess yourself

lmao go back and tell that to my 2015 self

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

the time is now

hell yeah

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

it’s called the purple ramjet

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

shove a vase up your ass

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

i call it the matterhorn

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

Reblogging for the matterhorn

Now everyone on Tumblr has access to a tiny gif of Maui dancing back and forth while slapping his pecs. I feel like I’ve created something stupid yet wonderful, so…

what can I say

except

you’re welcome

And thanks to link-sharing on Discord, you can now have an even smaller version of him.

ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉ ʷᵉᶫᶜᵒᵐᵉ

These are all the same size on mobile, the quality just goes down exponentially which somehow makes it even better.

Arthur Morgan being confused by people (and animals) around him for 48seconds.

me: *shows my friend a picture of a possum in a hat, expecting delight*

my friend: ew!

me:

show us the possum 

People who are younger than you but taller

People who are younger than you but better than you at something

People who are younger than you

People

Being turned into a llama

A LLAMA?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!

yeah… weird

Five asexuals are playing cards.

One starts to explain the rules: 

I’d say no cheating, but there are already five aces at the table.

just a reminder that apparently anybody who isn’t ace cheats

this literally says the aces are cheating…………. because… you can’t have five aces in a deck………….it’s the Opposite of the second comment…

Reading comprehension on this site is piss-poor

How dare you say aces piss on the poor

Yellow keeping an eye out for Steven and making sure Jasper wouldn’t hurt him added 1000 years to my lifespan

Ratchet and Drift! Practicing various colors/environments ^_~ Lines by @dailydurian, colors by me. Thanks for sharing!!

day stars uh oh

These exchanges between a bigot named Brendan Sullivan, and a heroic troll named Robert Graves, will be the best thing you read all day, I promise.

happy birthday leader ・ﾟ: *✧

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

Dramatical Spongebob