i went through an entire character arc during quarantine

i became more evil if you’re curious

We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still!

i’m going to get worse on purpose

Wonder Woman was a great movie for equal opportunity eye candy.

Straight guys and gay girls can enjoy gal gadot in armor.

Gay guys and straight girls can enjoy a mostly naked Chris pine

Bi/pan people get to enjoy both

And if you’re ace like me, well. She threw a tank with her bare hands, and that’s as good as it gets

I really like this post.

are you telling me that in the year of our lady 2020, alycia returned to the 100 to perform a clexa soulmates reunion??? this timeline really is something else.......anyway this doesn’t fix anything but it feels good to know we were right

Full ending scene of 7x13

Or WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED

She really killed him for a book that she left and then jumped into the Stargate portal 😂

Why don’t you pick on somebody your own size? The Mummy Returns (2001) dir. Stephen Sommers

honestly no offense but I love falling asleep and sleeping. its like. ok goodnight

Now that I’m studying bio, may I just say how fervently I wish my primary association with the words “alpha, beta, omega” was literally anything other than what it is

My nutrition professor was talking about vitamins and said, “the only reason you all even know the words alpha and omega is because of sororities,” and I wanted so badly to raise my hand and be like “if you’re gonna be a dick for some reason, please let me explain to you in depth my immediate connotations for those words”

I’m in training to become a phlebotomist and at my last class we did blood typing and let me tell you when I walked into the lab to see A/B/O written in massive letters on the whiteboard I felt six years come off my lifespan

#i only know about this in a church context?#assuming this is some gay kink though knowing this website

big heart energy

it’s like i always say: fuck

Does anyone else truly and genuinely enjoy flirting? We don't need to fuck, it doesn't have to be serious, it doesn't need to lead to anything but let's talk for eight hours and build up enough tension between us to make anyone else wonder if we ARE fucking. I love that shit. You know how some people enjoy rock climbing or knitting? Like...how those are their hobbies? Flirting is my hobby. Let's be flirting buddies. Let me read you like an open book and make you blush in between chores. I'll drop a cheesy pick-up line tailored specifically for you in between meetings. LET'S BE FLIRTING PALS, the slightly more homoerotic version of "pen pals".

having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch 

Got a problem with me? Kiss me on the lips dude

girls after saying something smart: So yeah

Girls after giving a concise and completely sensible thought on the matter, with well thought out arguments:

... If that makes sense?

men after making one of the worst points you have ever read: prove me wrong. I’m waiting.