There’s an authentic French bakery in Charlotte called Amelie’s (with a woman with purple skin in a Victorian dress no less! @pasunevictime ) it is amazing. The five containers left to right:
Homemade butter Homemade strawberry jam Sun dried tomato pesto Chipotle Camembert Imported Brie
The other thing was a bacon fig tartine with Gruyere and Brie @plu this is the best I’ve had in the states!
whispers if you have a publix grocery store our stuff is pretty good, i dunno how it compares to the real deal but it's good at least
I used to live in Florida and publix was the bomb! Absolutely comparable breads and cheeses! They imported a lot of stuff too, so I was happy!
Tfw you’re from Switzerland and you now live in the south where you can’t get decent baguettes and you’re stuck with fake Brie
Me: *wakes up* *checks phone* hmm no emails yet today, sweet! Me: *comes back from bathroom* *has 8 new messages* motherfuckers.
Miki raised an eyebrow at the purple woman, "So uh, your skin is purple, huh? I glow purple." He winked and his nipples shined through his shirt.
What a way to greet someone, she supposed. An intrusive observation followed by an intrusive confession, both things, the widow found, unwanted. “…get out of my sight.”
@splendidnakedfighter
"Oh dear, someone's not a fan." Miki chuckled to himself as he let his clothes slip of to reveal his nudist beach gear, "I'm here to take you back to Overwatch, so I can't exactly do that."
BED TIME ENFORCER!!! ⏰🐻🗯💤
what am I doing with my life
"Go fight that bully Stacey Kristen!"
Miki happily purred for Pelagia as he was brushed. He loved being brushed but he knew Adara hated it. It took hours, there was so much fur to pull out. The nudist knew it was going to be hilarious. Hey, he got a free massage out of it.
“Damn it, why in the world does this wolf have so much fur…” Victor muttered, thick brows knitted together as he continued to brush Mikisugi’s fur. Hell, why does his son-in-law do this? It’s hot in the summer, why doesn’t he just shift back into a human? “So much fur… geez, no wonder why Adara has so many lint rollers at home.” The man muttered, glancing up at Pelagia who only continued to pet him with a grin on her face.
The wolf happily moved with Victor's brushing. He internally laughed as the pile of white floof continued to grow. He'd brush himself if he could, but didn't have much hair as a human. He was thoroughly enjoying the attention of Pelagia, who knew exactly where to scratch him to get him to purr.
apparently, tongue out is the best way to sleep
*makes several squee noises*