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me writing a resume: “hello im a mentally healthy person who LOVES capitalism and

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

World Heritage Post

World Heritage Post and the OP hasn’t been deleted/changed their URL after all this time.

reblog this n tag it w how tall u r im curious

I VALUE my alone time. Like I deadass love my peace and quiet

God was right when he wrote abt bread in all the holy books or whatever. About how bread is like really important and divine and stuff

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i just want to sit in front of the ocean for a little while

The person who first discovered that coconut could be eaten must have experienced depths of hunger many will never know.

They prolly just saw some other animal doin it my man

you mean like the coconut crab, which naturally feeds on coconuts by breaking htem open with large claws? 

Coconut crab: I sneep. I break ze coconut. I eat ze coconut.

Some dude:

K but have y’all seen what coconut crabs look like cause

Jesus Christ

*dumps a bucket of ice water on your head*

sorry dude but you were yearning again

*bonks you with a comically large mallet*

bro you gotta stop all the pining

some “doctor” peoples who went to “medical school” and “understand the functionings of the human body”: Diet Coke isn’t good for you bc the chemicals destroy ur body

me: 🙄 okie dokie … quack…

user truewarrirorslight on page 48 of a forum I’m reading at 2:45 am: Diet Coke can interfere with how you develop ur psychic powers bc of the chemicals in it

me: yoooooo Diet Coke is Not Healthy!!!

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