seventeen | 2021 season’s greetings

this fit but also 🥺

sometimes I tweet about the funny/cute/utterly bizarre shit my 3rd graders do and say

the latest dispatches from room 156

happy monday folks

I believe this only works if you live in Arizona (correct me if I’m wrong) but please spread so people can email the senator to stop this

i live in texas and put in my actual address, it worked just fine for me!

This is a US senate bill, it works for anyone in the US (I put my Utah address and it sent to the Utah senators.)

I think you’re gonna be a bad teacher.

he could remember that long password but not what any given electronic is called

Remembering the password is *useful*, rememebring the name of Goobers isn’t inherently so.

fair

the bit of animation where peter throws the monitor behind them as they run is basically my favorite thing

he got that password by watching a mirrored reflection of her hands, through a grate in the ceiling.

but still has to peck at the letters with single fingers

#listen the inherent core of any Spider-Man is a blend of hyper-competence and absolute chaotic disaster energy #this is just the middle-aged disaster version instead of the teenager disaster version (galwednesday)

psa bc yall out here really love your weird shame kink shit

Fjdjksksl y'all rbing this saying “oh but what if the boy is nervous bc he’s going on a date!” Or “the middle left one is okay bc maybe he just doesn’t like the dress color!”

Y'all are all purposely coming up with excuses when I very clearly stated what this is about

Stop feeding your shit eating brain fungus by shoving your head up your asses and don’t objectify gnc men 👋

Fuck off @deweyart, GNC is where I get my prostate pills… and when you get to be my age you’re gonna need them, dipshit…

everyone stop rbing this post unless its this version this is so funny

I clearly remember this post having drawings is my phone fucking out or did the GNC men buy a zoo?

what the? it was men in dresses and how to draw them?

WELL WHEN I REBLOG IT IT SHOWS THE ORIGINAL ART BUT ON MY DASH IT’S “WE BOUGHT A ZOO”

i have no clue what the fuck anyone is talkimg about. it’s just we bought a zoo

Here’s what the original looked like but now it’s just We Bought a Zoo and if you go to the original post the caption’s gone too. All that remains is We Bought a Zoo

Can confirm this

Modern laundry sauce doesn’t cause color leaching like old laundry sauce did

…..call it something else

clothes marinade

Oh, and most of the time, there is no need to wash your clothes in hot water with modern detergents. I can literally wash my riding clothes in cold water and it gets rid of the horse stench just as well.

Blood and sweat will actually come out better in cold water than hot. Your clothes will fade and wrinkle less (and thus last longer), and you may save up to 90% of the energy used. If you have stains, use the heavy soil option that washes clothes for longer.

However, there are exceptions:

1. If you are sick, use hot water, it will kill the germs better and help you not infect anyone.

2. If your tap water is routinely really cold, use warm water.

3. Cloth diapers need to be washed in hot water.

In contrast, if you use reusable cloth menstrual pads, never wash them in hot water. It sets the blood in. (And if you’ve bled through onto your underwear, washing it in cold water may save it).

Vijay Singh with the most outrageous golf shot the masters has ever seen. Ever.

G O L F W I T H O U T L I M I T S

I can only assume this is from some amazingly realistic looking sports anime because there ain’t no goddamn way that happened in real life.

I’ve definitely reblogged this before, but I just think it’s super cute because there are like “golf manners” where you’re not supposed to make a huge ruckus but like EVERYONE felt it warranted cheering because HOLY SHIT THAT WAS A GREAT SHOT.

how do you not hold your club above your head and hoot like a tusken raider after a shot like that

uhhhhhhhhh hey everybody this is a video of a cop shoving an old man to the ground and marching past his body as he lies unconscious with a pool of blood forming under his head

those who know me know i’m not one for hyperbole. that’s literally what happens in this video

The twitter thread has the updates attached:

After this the entire police force of like 57 officers resigned from the emergency response team, not out of moral disgust but out of SOLIDARITY FOR THE OFFICERS that were suspended. this is what ACAB means, cops support other bastard cops

Also note they didn’t resign from the police force, just from this specific team.

New Ask game. Send me one of my fic titles and I'll tell which was THAT SCENE for that fic.

Daisy Ridley fangirling over Angelina Jolie at the 2019 D23 Expo

This is framed like a parks and rec gag