hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

btw i highly recommend dropping to your knees with a forlorn expression every time something mildly inconveniences you

It's dishonest work and it's a lot. And nobody needs to do it

it's such a bummer that losing control of your emotions only makes the entire situation worse in really embarrassing personal ways. losing control of my emotions should give me pyrokinesis.

companies are delusional if they think consumers don't notice shrinkflation. less food in the package, less medicine in the jar, less whatever in the wherever, it doesn't matter where and it's almost always noticeable. like i just finished one box of medicine and we opened another allegedly identical one that we just bought and lo and behold, the four middle medicine segments were gone from the package. they took out four pills from the same sized box and sold it at the same price without any indication on the box other than the small number in the corner. ridiculous

I bought a carton of my favorite tomato soup last week and noticed that the nutrition facts looked weird. So I compared the new one to the mostly empty carton already in my fridge.

The serving size was the same, but the calories per serving had gone down by like 15. Odd. The ingredients list previously listed tomato as the first ingredient, and then water. Now water is first. They’re watering down the fucking soup and charging the same for it. I’m so fucking done.

not people thinking they can escape heartache. avoiding it at all cost is itself a form of it

born to always mourn the present like it’s already become a memory

i just remembered there is always hope and if not there  is always change

Black tea and a pink lady. 🫖 original painting available on my website.

[sitting completely still in my own bed] this world is gutting me like a fish

i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

god i fucking hope so 🍎

men will be like. the most attractive thing a woman can be is 15 years old. and expect u to treat them as intellectual equals

they invented a new salad named dont be scared everything will work out

The Cottage Book, 1989