good

Free, my ass.

Have you guys thought about what you want for Christmas?

sniff

It’ll be grate.

this is the cow of death. reblog to die.

Photos of Jim Carrey in the makeup chair for “The Mask”, 1994  from Reddit

If you die while making food in a slow cooker, whoever finds your body will have a nice warm meal waiting for them.

They can also eat whatever is in the slow cooker too

Nuts!

Did you know peanuts are a New World plant? They were first domesticated in northwestern Argentina or southeastern Bolivia; the oldest archaeological evidence for peanuts comes from about 7,600 years ago.

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tina fey asking jerry seinfeld if he’s told his kids the truth about santa yet and him just staring at her for 5 seconds straight 

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