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Zenos Apologist

@writerman / writerman.tumblr.com

🏳️‍⚧️He/Him. Sometimes NSFW. Artist. Writer. FFXIV Zodiark Server. Commissions: ko-fi.com/writerman 🏳️‍⚧️
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Hi,

So, some of you know I lost my job at the end of June. No fault of my own 😂😅 they just downsized the company for a second time in 2 years.

The loss of income sucks, of course.

I am open for writing and rendering commissions!

Here are some render examples:

If you’re interested or just wanna donate (do not feel obligated to) see my ko-fi account

ko-fi.com/writerman

Thank you & love you

❤️

(Reblogs to boost are welcome)

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La letra con amor, entra. (via)

DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THOSE BOOKS ARE PUSSYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT THOSE BOOKS BEING PUSSY;S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW THATS WHAT I CALL “INTELLECTUALLY STIMULATING”…!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS WILL… REALLY MAKE YOU THINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

if this post gets deleted on the 17th I’m going with it

I’m pleased to announce that after nearly a year since the great tumblr porn ban of ‘18 Those Books Are Pussys has survived the great purge 

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birdofmay

So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

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the problem with being creative is that you start to feel very guilty when you haven’t created anything in a while

do you get upset when a field isn't ready for harvest at all times? your seeds are doing mysterious things in the dirt. but you have to leave them hidden in the dirt or they won't grow

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In honor of Lee Pace’s birthday, this ask is dedicated to Garrett’s! How old is he turning? How does he celebrate? Does he celebrate? Does he prefer a party, or a small get-together with those close to him?

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Sorry for the late response! As always, thank you for your asks I love them :3

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If we are going by canon, and for fic I write with him as a vampire (aside from Thrall) I do use his canon info. He would be, probably, about 250 give or take a few years, given that we don't know how old he was when he was turned or when he was actually born.

EITHER WAY, when it comes to birthdays he doesn't care, if he remembers it he likely wouldn't mention it.

It has been a long time since he celebrated and if he did he'd have only been with family doing something quiet. I can't see him being into large gatherings just to celebrate that he was born.

And before you ask, because I feel you might aha, he doesn't celebrate the day he was turned either.

Thrall!Garrett might but it wouldn't be a jolly party, not with Aro around lmao.

It isn't due to disliking his birthday, I think he just doesn't care about it enough to mention it. It isn't important to him to count the years, and maybe I considered that he doesn't think too often of the past and the older he gets the less he remembers of his human life.

Birthdays and otherwise.

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Animals don’t understand the concept of an accident. Your dog thinks you got out of the bed in the middle of the night just to kick him in the head.

This is a lie animals DO understand the concept of accidents especially social animals which is essentially all domestic animals. For example when dogs play-fight they often accidentally play too rough. When this happens the hurt dog will yelp! Both dogs stop playing, and the offending dog often performs submissive gestures (rolling over, licking, nuzzling softly) to show that they are sorry and they didn’t mean to be aggressive, and they were not trying to show dominance. After a few moments they’ll start playing again! So, if you accidentally step on your dog’s paw, and then you make a big show of saying sorry (petting, holding the dog, making soft sounds) your dog understands! They know you didn’t mean it. On top of that many animals have been shown to have varying levels of human language comprehension, so it’s not impossible that your dog ACTUALLY knows what the word Sorry means!

I ride horses and I’ve been in a few wrecks. They absolutely understand the concept of an accident. You can absolutely tell when a horse dropped you by accident as opposed to on purpose by their reactions right afterwards. On purpose gets a “haha got you” reaction.

By accident gets “Ack, are you OKAY?” Sometimes they won’t let you back up until they’ve checked you over with their snoot.

(I apologize to horses all the time, every time I mess up the exercise and I know it’s my fault, they get reassurance and an apology because horses are basically huge anxiety bundles with hooves and like to know that you aren’t blaming them for it).

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lillagrim
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relelvance

In what world is tall muscular man not conventionally attractive

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piedude

We've all been down here too long. I truly think there's a chunk of tumblr's population that can no longer survive sunlight.

women will say “hear me out” and show u a photo of pyramid head and then tumblr users will go “this is a perfectly normal man and an ice cold take”

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Reading the Silmarillion, the elves seem so active and full of life.They’re always doing things. When you get to the Lord of the Rings, they just seem so tired. Elrond holds a meeting and then he’s out. Galadriel has some guests stay with her. They’re so done. They just wanna leave.

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coopsgirl

the number of people in the top vs bottom pic is accurate too

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