One day I hope I am the girl that walks into a room and all eyes are on her. 

The trick is to get a really big hat and then scream

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING RESPONSE IVE EVER GOTTEN ON ANY OF MY POSTS EVER

coronavirus has me feeling like matrix charles boyle

Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.

Who the fuck wrote this

when did we even first discover the concept of glasses

like was an egyptian pharaoh walking around in his jewel room and put two crystals up to his eyes and was like YOOOOOOOOOOOO NEITHHOTEP COME LOOK AT THIS

an image i made in case you need a reminder today

mutuals, try this

i dare you

try what

oh, you’d like that, wouldn’t you?