fountain in italy

This is what I tried to explain to US platforms like Patreon when they suspended my account for having a nude statue as the background image: I live in Europe, I can go and see a nude statue within a 5 minutes walk. Children can see them, they're not in some 18+ container. I will never understand those policies.

Me and @thewriterinthebatcave at it again!

Caitlyn has it all. She's one of the most influential pop musicians in the world, critics acclaim her music, albums fly off shelves and her fans adore her. At twenty six, she has conquered pretty much everything there was to in the music business. Now off duty and with some time for herself after a six months long overseas tour, back at home in Piltover, she decides to do something for herself.

Enter Vi, a young and skilled tattoo artist, armed with an extensive portfolio, enough charm to bewitch a brick and just enough cluelessness that takes on the job to ink Caitlyn's skin.

What could possibly go wrong?

Me and @thewriterinthebatcave at it again!

Caitlyn has it all. She's one of the most influential pop musicians in the world, critics acclaim her music, albums fly off shelves and her fans adore her. At twenty six, she has conquered pretty much everything there was to in the music business. Now off duty and with some time for herself after a six months long overseas tour, back at home in Piltover, she decides to do something for herself.

Enter Vi, a young and skilled tattoo artist, armed with an extensive portfolio, enough charm to bewitch a brick and just enough cluelessness that takes on the job to ink Caitlyn's skin.

What could possibly go wrong?

New chapter tomorrow night!

Not Karl..

Me and @thewriterinthebatcave at it again!

Caitlyn has it all. She's one of the most influential pop musicians in the world, critics acclaim her music, albums fly off shelves and her fans adore her. At twenty six, she has conquered pretty much everything there was to in the music business. Now off duty and with some time for herself after a six months long overseas tour, back at home in Piltover, she decides to do something for herself.

Enter Vi, a young and skilled tattoo artist, armed with an extensive portfolio, enough charm to bewitch a brick and just enough cluelessness that takes on the job to ink Caitlyn's skin.

What could possibly go wrong?

Me and @thewriterinthebatcave at it again!

Caitlyn has it all. She's one of the most influential pop musicians in the world, critics acclaim her music, albums fly off shelves and her fans adore her. At twenty six, she has conquered pretty much everything there was to in the music business. Now off duty and with some time for herself after a six months long overseas tour, back at home in Piltover, she decides to do something for herself.

Enter Vi, a young and skilled tattoo artist, armed with an extensive portfolio, enough charm to bewitch a brick and just enough cluelessness that takes on the job to ink Caitlyn's skin.

What could possibly go wrong?

Mornings

Based on a prompt by @thats-the-gay, feel free to send more prompts everyone!

Cracks of sunlight snuck between the folds of curtains. The faint call of birds are heard, muffled. Dark brown hair cascaded over closed eyes, an attempt to shield them from the afternoon light… To no avail.

The irritating brightness caused her to stir, slowly opening her eyes to the world. Lara began to wake up.

She tried to shake her grogginess by stretching, but felt her limbs were pinned down. At that moment, she noticed the hands at her hip, the warmth radiating from their touch.

She smiled and spun around gently, an attempt to not wake her companion.

Diana of Themiscyra. Demigod. Aspect of truth… Was a snorer. Lara tried to stifle a giggle as the noise repeated.

Brown eyes half lidded in adoration, taking in the beauty next her. Her back length dark hair, her olive skin matted with the occasional scar, her full lips looking distractingly kissable.

Seeing the warrior princess at ease filled her with warmth. She struggled to find a word for it, this happiness, this eagerness to see what the next day brought in store for the two of them. What new temple would they discover, what ancient monster would they slay?

As her thoughts raced, Diana began to shift, also beginning to wake.

With a yawn, Diana greeted her with a living smile of her own.

“Morning, Lady Croft.” She almost whispered, her accent caused Lara to shiver every time she heard that.

“Morning, Diana.”

“How long have you been up?”

“A few minutes, didn’t mean to wake you.” Diana lifted a thumb to brush a strand of Lara’s hair out of her face, letting her fingers linger across her cheek.

“There are worse things to wake up to, than a beautiful woman in your bed.” Feeling her cheeks begin to flush, they both exchange a laugh and begin to sit up.

Whatever was in store for them that day, they would greet it in open arms.

Me and @thewriterinthebatcave at it again!

Caitlyn has it all. She's one of the most influential pop musicians in the world, critics acclaim her music, albums fly off shelves and her fans adore her. At twenty six, she has conquered pretty much everything there was to in the music business. Now off duty and with some time for herself after a six months long overseas tour, back at home in Piltover, she decides to do something for herself.

Enter Vi, a young and skilled tattoo artist, armed with an extensive portfolio, enough charm to bewitch a brick and just enough cluelessness that takes on the job to ink Caitlyn's skin.

What could possibly go wrong?

Only 5 days to the new chapter!

wilf (wip i’d like to finish)

Too many to count

Me and @thewriterinthebatcave at it again!

Caitlyn has it all. She's one of the most influential pop musicians in the world, critics acclaim her music, albums fly off shelves and her fans adore her. At twenty six, she has conquered pretty much everything there was to in the music business. Now off duty and with some time for herself after a six months long overseas tour, back at home in Piltover, she decides to do something for herself.

Enter Vi, a young and skilled tattoo artist, armed with an extensive portfolio, enough charm to bewitch a brick and just enough cluelessness that takes on the job to ink Caitlyn's skin.

What could possibly go wrong?

RYAN GOSLING and MARGOT ROBBIE react to Pedro Pascal's SAG Win

Me and @thewriterinthebatcave at it again!

Caitlyn has it all. She's one of the most influential pop musicians in the world, critics acclaim her music, albums fly off shelves and her fans adore her. At twenty six, she has conquered pretty much everything there was to in the music business. Now off duty and with some time for herself after a six months long overseas tour, back at home in Piltover, she decides to do something for herself.

Enter Vi, a young and skilled tattoo artist, armed with an extensive portfolio, enough charm to bewitch a brick and just enough cluelessness that takes on the job to ink Caitlyn's skin.

What could possibly go wrong?

Me and @thewriterinthebatcave at it again!

Caitlyn has it all. She's one of the most influential pop musicians in the world, critics acclaim her music, albums fly off shelves and her fans adore her. At twenty six, she has conquered pretty much everything there was to in the music business. Now off duty and with some time for herself after a six months long overseas tour, back at home in Piltover, she decides to do something for herself.

Enter Vi, a young and skilled tattoo artist, armed with an extensive portfolio, enough charm to bewitch a brick and just enough cluelessness that takes on the job to ink Caitlyn's skin.

What could possibly go wrong?

Me and @thewriterinthebatcave at it again!

Caitlyn has it all. She's one of the most influential pop musicians in the world, critics acclaim her music, albums fly off shelves and her fans adore her. At twenty six, she has conquered pretty much everything there was to in the music business. Now off duty and with some time for herself after a six months long overseas tour, back at home in Piltover, she decides to do something for herself.

Enter Vi, a young and skilled tattoo artist, armed with an extensive portfolio, enough charm to bewitch a brick and just enough cluelessness that takes on the job to ink Caitlyn's skin.

What could possibly go wrong?

Me and @thewriterinthebatcave at it again!

Caitlyn has it all. She's one of the most influential pop musicians in the world, critics acclaim her music, albums fly off shelves and her fans adore her. At twenty six, she has conquered pretty much everything there was to in the music business. Now off duty and with some time for herself after a six months long overseas tour, back at home in Piltover, she decides to do something for herself.

Enter Vi, a young and skilled tattoo artist, armed with an extensive portfolio, enough charm to bewitch a brick and just enough cluelessness that takes on the job to ink Caitlyn's skin.

What could possibly go wrong?

So me and @thewriterinthebatcave have an announcement to make… WE’RE HAVING A BABY!!!

They are expected to be at least 9 chapters long but you know how it is, they grow up so fast!

The due date is officially "on AO3 when RepTV comes out" ...so we’re gonna have to ask Mother when that would be.

In the meantime enjoy this teaser and be… ready for it I guess?

Gotta wait for Ms Swift, but we're almost ready.