Living La Vivi Loka

Working Towards Those #CrowGoals

Molly and Tom in Late Night: rivals to friends to lovers

he was on TATOOINE you fucking loser

Obi-Wan can find an invisible planet hidden by a devious Sith Lord, Anakin can’t find his ex-best friend on his own home planet while the guy is still using his own damn name.

I know we give Obi-wan a lot of shit for leaving Luke with his real surname but Anakin really is that stupid

the perfect hiding place: the sandiest fucking planet that anakin would never set foot on again

I’d like to remind everyone again that it’s literally canon that Vader can’t step foot on Tatooine because the desert gets into his creaky old man robot joints and makes his suit break down

aka the sand is coarse, rough, irritating, and gets everywhere

i  d o n t  l i k e  s a n d

okay but what if everyone was like ‘vader, kenobi’s on tattooine. he’s obviously on tattooine. he’s been there for years. he’s just right fucking there, we all know it.’ and vader is just desperately shaking down jedi like they’re magic eight-balls and he wants a better fortune. like ‘no i don’t like that try again’. 

kenobi’s just sitting there in his pile of sand like a smug fucking bastard. he doesn’t need to hide jack shit. he went to the tattooine board of tourism and got them to print up flyers that say ‘COME TO TATTOOINE, WE HAVE SAND’ and luke is probably going to be safe until his midlife fucking crisis at this rate.

palpatine finds vader aimlessly checking behind pieces of furniture in some shitty space motel on kamino

‘he’s on tattooine,’ palpatine says. 

‘nuh uh,’ vader says, and peers under a couch.

rapunzel has a whole song about what you can do while self-isolating at home. tangled said queen of social distancing

Titanic conspiracy exposed

Head canon: Accepted

HOLY SHIT

Let’s not forget Jack has the exact same haircut as John Connor

im a simple woman, i see ewan mcgregor and i receive serotonin 

weird how lighting a candle can make u feel marginally better like ur still feeling the same but at least there’s a candle burning… nice

The only problematic thing with e-books is that after I’ve finished them I can’t put them on my trophy shelf, like a serial killer. 

When the day is gray and ordinary, Mary makes the sun shine bright!

Mary Poppins (1964) Dir. Robert Stevenson

today i did a double feature of hop (2011) dir. tim hill and sonic the hedgehog (2020) dir. jeff fowler and i gotta say… james marsden is intimidatingly handsome and also has great chemistry with small talking cgi animal creatures

finding myself very invested in the James Marsden Chauffeuring Obnoxious Little CGI Creatures Cinematic Universe  (JMCOLCCCU) 

Imagine having this career

i just feel like you guys should see this thread about foxes

For some reason, when biologists want to describe “the assemblage of morphological features shared among many members of a phylum-level group” we say bauplan. Which is German for “body plan.” But even if you don’t speak German you say “bauplan” anyway. So this is a very hilarious Social Media Discourse from someone who has forgotten that the word “bauplan” is an instant giveaway that you are actually a biologist and that makes it fantastic it’s like when robots try to pretend that they’re human but better

“what if a fox was made of spaghetti”

The penguins of Madagascar “smile and wave boys” shaped a generation

Ewan Mcgregor’s filmography →

I wish I could terrorize ancient people with things that are commonplace today

releasing a roomba into the greek forums