(pun)isher

um i just wanna do a facemask, get a new wardobe, and fall in love is that too much to ask

im probably not gonna be on this acc a lot anymore so follow my new one x

I would rather die than have a shower curtain touch any part of my body

If you don’t hold my hand I will fight you

imagine someone looking at you doing something like completely mundane like putting your hair up or writing a paper and they’re just sitting there thinking “wow. i love her. shes so beautiful” and i say imagine bc its just not realistic like at all esp for my ugly ass!!! 

ghostbusters are always like who are you gunna call? ghostbusters! but it’s hard enough to call the doctor’s office i’m not gunna call the ghostbusters i’d just live with a ghost in my house forever

who you gunna call? no one i have anxiety

― Madeline Miller, The Song of Achilles

im a person who wants to do lots of things trapped inside a body that wants to SLEEP at all times

Ravi Chakrabarti has had it with these m o t h e r f u c k i n g z o m b i e s singing in his m o t h e r f u c k i n g m o r g u e

Comedian and vlogger Elijah Daniel became mayor of Hell, Michigan, proceeded to ban all heterosexuals, and then was impeached. This singlehandedly saved 2017