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Andrew

@proormistonan / proormistonan.tumblr.com

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micdotcom

nope nope nope so much nope (x)

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wilwheaton

I have ten bucks that says this is some viral marketing scam, and five bucks that says it’s teenagers pulling pranks.

Source: facebook.com
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going through customs at a US airport

airport staff: sir, do you have anything to declare today?

me: *starts sweating* uh no.. *trips and falls* *hundreds of Kinder surprise eggs roll out of my pockets, jacket and briefcase*

airport staff: GET ON THE GROUND NOW

me: but i am

*armed guards swarm round and pin me down*

armed guards: WHAT’S IN THE EGGS?

me: i dont know its a surprise!! 

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Remember when Katy Perry found a loaded gun in Rihanna’s purse during the VMA’s.

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