Flop flop
Additional: Flop Flop’s best friend No No
Flop Flop and No No’s sister Beep Boop
Introducing Flop Flop’s girlfriend Whoosh Whoosh
No No’s future boyfriend Cat Cat
Whoosh Whoosh’s best friend Nerd Nerd
Whoosh Whoosh stepdad Book Book
The one who has taught them everything he knows; Chop Chop
Let’s not forget Dad Dad
Art Art comes in to stop Whoosh Whoosh from threatening Dad Dad
Cat Cat’s cats Jump Jump and Grump Grump
Slap Slap is tired of Flop Flop’s shit
No No’s fiancee Urgh Urgh just want everyone to shut up before she decides to kick your ass
Hiss Hiss walks in and is wondering what the actual fuck is going on
Shit Shit just got glared at by No No
Bye Bye tries to deal with everyone’s shit
Cute Cute is out of here
Memaw Bitch Bitch is here to actually get an end to the bullshit
So No No made a big No No and left Urgh Urgh for Cat Cat
Flop Flop is now sad because he has to go home and can no longer be outside and play… He’s now a sad Flop Flop
The legend has returned
reblog this if you started worrying about your weight before you were 16
I was seven
Moulay Hassan, Crown Prince of Morocco hates it when you try to kiss his hand.
Thas the fastest snatch ever
That boys hands are something serious
He’s smooth about it
He just like nah nah nah nah nah nah
my cat has been fucking playing me for weeks, playing me like a fucking harp. I feed my cat twice a day with prescribed diet food because she’s really fat and doesn’t know when she’s full so she never stops eating. usually when I come home from class she is all over me like the whore of babylon all over me putting on a pity party and trying to get me to sin and give her more food but no matter what I only feed her the amount of food for her prescribed diet. but after awhile i started noticing that she wasn’t loosing weight at all and was actually just getting fatter. so I called the vet pissed and i’m just like the fuck she’s still getting fat. so I switched her to another diet food and that still didn’t work and I was so confused and frustrated like what is wrong with this cat? so a couple weeks go by and I start noticing that I go through bags of food really fast like a week fast and I remembered how I thought that was so weird like I God honest could not figure out why the food disappeared so fast (my former naive and innocent mind) well y'all ready here’s the fucking climax - the other day my class was canceled and I come downstairs at like noonish and do you know what I see when I get down? I see my fucking cat sitting in the food bin. with my own two eyes I see her sitting in the fucking food bin. my spoiled ass cat has been eating like a fucking queen and living it the fuck up while I’m in class and then pretends like she’s hungry when I get home. and you know what’s the real kicker? when she leaves the lid gets knocked shut which is why i never caught onto her scam. she’s fucking been working the system and playing the food game right under my fucking nose like i want to scream and now I have to call the vet and the morning and explain to him how I, a well educated adult in college, got one-upped in intelligence by my fucking cat
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