this vine is called “kicked too much” and i think it is my favorite vine of all time

Why did they even bother arrested a dude wearing those white uncle sandals tho

“Excuse me, Mate?”

The most australian reaction in the world

I can’t even deal

@0olady-deliriumo0 This is essentially how we deal with things. I was in the shower the other night and looked up to see a large huntsman spider. My reaction? “Oh. Hey there.”

What the fuck

can you imagine being woken up at 2am because macklemore doesnt know how to use a microwave 

no offence but if i die and no one uses a ouija board to keep me updated on memes i will literally haunt you all

I went through 275 pages of my video tag to find these vines among others

foods that will poison cats:

if you have a cat please reblog this

Even if you don’t have a cat please reblog this for all your followers who may have their own precious little baby.

I HAD NO IDEA ABOUT TUNA OMFG

In 1989, George Bush gave a speech about crack. During the speech he pulled out a bag of crack and said “this bag was seized right across the street from the White House in Lafayette park.” Turns out, his speech writers had the idea to pull out a prop during his speech and in order to make it believable they had the DEA plant crack on this random 18 year old black kid. They lured him there. He didn’t even know where the White House or Lafayette park was. When he got there, they arrested them. The plot was discovered by a journalist.

What journalist

Gary Webb

And then Gary Webb killed himself after he revealed that the CIA let crack infiltrate black communities through drug cartels making deals with the CIA. His wife left him and his career was ruined for exposing the drug war as a war against people of color.

There’s a really well done movie called Kill the Messenger (x) I suggest everyone should watch. It was done in partnership with his family and details the events from beginning to end.

Some young child: *screaming outside* Me with no context: Girl me too

ive never seen snow someone describe it to me

smells like water

its like im there

official ranking of every turtle emoji on emojipedia

a beautiful friend. a wonderful smile. i will protect this perfect tortoise with my life. thank you.

just a cool and good turtle, going about its business. keep doing you, turtle.

simple, minimalistic, well executed. a solid turt.

a unique perspective on the humble turtle. it takes guts to break the mould like this. bravest turtle on the list.

a cool stylistic approach, but kinda lacking in personality.

the shading is really badly done, but the fundamentals are quite solid. an adequate turtle.

this is just the twitter one but less friend looking.

“turtles… they’re sort of weird and blobby, right?” - apple emoji designer, 2016

the style is very good. extremely well rendered. but unfortunately, this turt’s fuck ugly. look at its face. this turt is no friend of mine.

fisher price.

utterly disgusting.

fuckk off why is this the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen??