Your dad had more balls than you.
Ask your dad’s best friend’s wife how smooth he was.
Happy Father’s Day to all the badass, the living legends, the shit kickers, and hurricanes of destruction. You did it first, you did it way better than we ever could, and you’re still cooler than we will ever be.
Grab a copy of Dads are the Original Hipsters for a last minute gift this year.
Throwback Thursday to living the dream.
Throwback Thursday to looking sketchy as fuck.
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Were you a shit-ripping hurricane of fuckery that was high off Pixy Stick kiddy crack and swore you’d never grow up? Well, check out I Was an Awesomer Kid in stores now or pick up a copy from Amazon. It’s filled with enough death-defying images to make your parents go bald all over again.
Throwback Thursday to the badass boys of summer. Fuckin’ it up since ‘76.
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Always ready to fuck shit up.
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Just received the pre-release of I was an Awesomer Kid!
Pre-order your copy now on Amazon here.
Your parents had a non-traditional wedding before you did and their marriage might not be legal to prove it.
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