a common rain frog for your fear of conflict

i wish i was one of those girls from classical mythology……. i could just turn into a cypress tree or a crystalline lake and be done with it

My life in one word

Everyday I’m spuddling

its ironic how my fear of abandonment has caused me to push everyone away

No Matter the Wreckage, Sarah Kay

[ID: “It is December, and nobody asked if I was ready.”]

take the day off from being the bigger person and choose violence, you deserve it

i woke up like this (anxious)

And because with today’s prompt the Stormlight Archive bullied it’s way into my mind… hence additionally I had to draw Adolin flirting with basically everyone – not just his wife, but with ardents and scribes, his surgeon, his sword and his (father‘s) horse. And then of course there is Navani happily flirting with her spouse, but I’d say her attempts here border heavily on the territory of foreplay…

academia is wild because one day you get behind on writing and then you stay that way your entire career

God is holding me back by the scruff of my neck like a cat but I’m biting him so so hard

ur twenties are weird. i have the priorities of a kindergartener again. i don’t know what in the hell is going on EVER. i like colors. i like soup. i want to take a nap

good morning i feel like i have been chewed up & spat out by someone else’s god

I was about to reblog this, and then I saw the picture and I got the joke, in that order.

like this is just what a normal D&D session is like

If I hadn’t seen this caption I literally would never have gotten the joke. This is just a perfect representation of a normal D&D session.