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shroud ourselves in the cosmos; let the music play

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IMPORTANT LOST PROPERTY QUESTION

did anyone visiting the Vagina Museum yesterday (25/04/2024) leave a little concrete dalek behind?

tumblr notifications is showing us some people liking this post yesterday which is weird because we only posted it today

we've taken her inside in case she gets cold, wet or lonely out there

we have a lift. we are fucked if her intentions are nefarious.

real talk, the reason we're so convinced a visitor left it here is because on thursdays we do neurodiversity-friendly quiet sessions and enough of our staff are neurodivergent enough to probably not notice a heavy concrete object falling out of their bags

We've decided to adopt the dalek and named her Cunt of Skaro. She'll be a protective grotesque for the museum, like our sheela-na-gig here.

(but seriously, if it's your beloved concrete little dalek, let us know and we'll get her back to you)

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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

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Alright, folks.

I know that some of you are heading off to college.

And you’re nervous.

So let me answer one question that you’re all thinking about and spare you some awkwardness and embarrassment:

You do not need to ask to use the bathroom in college.

You do not need to ask to use the bathroom in college.

YOU DO NOT NEED TO ASK TO USE THE BATHROOM IN COLLEGE.

That is all.

My favourite part of this advice is that it implies that the writer learned this the hard way.

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