Darling your head is not right

Self isolating and then getting upset when you see your friends having fun without you and using this to validate the notion that nobody really needs you or will miss you if you’re gone

me: *suddenly has tears running down cheeks*

ppl: …….are u ok???

me: yeah this just kind of happens sometimes haha ha

me after a quiet day in: Time for a quiet night in

the rain: makes that soft rain sound

me immediately:

one time we were listening to fleetwood mac in the car and my sister who was probably 4 at the time asked, without being prompted, “can girls marry girls?” and THAT is the power of stevie nicks

The sound of heavy rain while you are in bed.

happy halloween! here is a ghost duet

I love this so much. I always play it when it comes on

how cute

Danielle Cornell (@incalico)

anyone else feeling like what the fuck

Masturbation Tip: Let me do it for you

I like when you learn someone’s body and you find their scars, freckles or birthmarks. I love the human body it really is so beautiful

are you an “arrr” pirate or a “yo ho ho” pirate

I’m an “I’m not paying $600 for Photoshop” pirate