reblog and tag ur most evil oc

ok so ! i get a lot of questions about the following. i’m not really excited to answer them individually because they can be fixed with a google search and come so frequently, but i do know how hard it can be when you do not know what you’re looking for. so, here’s a brief resource post for all your theming needs:

how your sign deals with issues

im gonna fucking murder the bitch that gave me these issues: SCORPIO, Aquarius, Aries, Leo

uh.. well i guess i should ask someone to deal with them for me: Taurus, cancer, VIRGO

im too cute to have issues lmao: LIBRA, Capricorn, Sagittarius

im gonna pretend i have no issues and then cry myself to sleep bc im so emotionally fucked up haha: GEMINI, Pisces

aesthetics for the signs

aries: loud laughing and bruised knuckles taurus: bath bombs and lazy buns gemini: pillow fights and desolate playgrounds cancer: bashful smiles and unused notebooks leo: fireworks and picnics on sunny days virgo: rainstorms early on sunday mornings libra: winged eyeliner and messy sketches scorpio: loud rock concerts and black clothing sagittarius: long days spent adventuring in the woods capricorn: dyed hair and sarcastic comments aquarius: flickering neon signs in run-down corner stores pisces: the feeling of silk and running mascara

this is my life now

Hi everyone! I am coming to you desperate and begging to you for help. 

Myself [x] and my partner Oscar [x] (together we run We Have the Munchies, our food and recipe blog [x] ) are homeless and are on our last straw where we are coming to you guys on our knees begging.

I am going to give you the TLDR version of our gofundme page.

We are both hardworking artist who have known each other since early high school and figures are in our own communities. I am a recent graduate from the University of Florida and Oscar is a self-employed web programmer and social media content creator. I make about 120$ a week and he makes on a good week 80-90$. We are without support from people directly related to us and need anything we can get.

Any reblogs or any shares would mean the world to me. Thank you for your time. 

do you ever make a good ass sarcastic remark and u just smile to urself ur so proud

cool MBTI squads

the “we do bad things but somehow never get held accountable for our actions nor do we ever get hurt but fuck do we have a good time” squad: ENTP, ESTP, ESFP

the “beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure” squad: INFJ, ENFP, INFP, INTP, ISFP 

the “fuck you Helen i never want to see you at this PTA meeting or any of my kids soccer games ever again and your brownies taste like shit anyway” squad: ESTJ, ENFJ, ISTJ

the “if i find one paper misplaced on my desk someone will die” squad: INTJ, ENTJ

the “why do i have to choose just one option when i play Fuck Marry Kill why not all three” squad: ESFP, ESTP, ENFP, ISFP 

the “thinks Journey is the best band to ever grace the stage” squad:  ISTJ, ESFJ, ENFJ, ESFP

the “wakes up in the morning wondering who to fight today” squad: ESTP, ENTP, INTJ, ENTJ

the “ Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears” squad: INFP, ESFJ, ISTP

the “*pushes up glasses* *breathes in inhaler* *adjusts bowtie* umm actually” squad: INTP, ENTJ

the “the book was so much better than the movie” squad: ISFJ, INTJ, INFP, ISFP

the “assfuck pretentious cunt dick fuckshitpissbitch jerk” squad: ENTP, ESTP, INTJ, ISTJ

the “most likely to be found guilty of murder” squad: ENFP, ESTP, ISTP

the “most likely to get away with murder” squad: ENTP, ENTJ, INTJ

the “has no friends other than this one squad” squad: INTP, ISFJ, INTJ, ENTJ

the “would genuinely enjoy dubstep remixes of yodeling” squad: ENTP, ESFJ, ESFP, INFP

the “greaser bully from an 80s coming of age movie that takes place in the 50s who carries a knife and chases the 12 year old into the forest” squad: ESTP, ISTP,

the “tumblr sjw who tells people to ‘educate themselves’” squad: ENFJ, ESFJ, ISFJ, ISFP

the “displays qualities strikingly similar to a French pre-revolution Monarch” squad: ENTP, ISTJ, INTJ, ESFP, ENFJ