purple hair + red bangs 2008

“I went to see what some people would think of as a “coo-coo therapist,” (…) and then later in the session I had this vision of all of these flowers growing out of me… I just keep them around me all the time to remind me that I’m moving into femininity and strength and then femininity and aloneness, that power of being self-sufficient, but being soft too, and open.” 

• Luke's obsession with penguins
• "Michael, you are YeLLinG."
• "It's a volcano! Ah ah ah ah!"
• "Oh, that's great! I'd love to sleep with you! Oh no, that sounds bad."
• The tour vlogs
• "Okay, thank you."
• "Fake betch"
• The keeks
• "Roberto"
• Ketchup, the dog
• "Sell the kids for food."
• "iT sOUndS a BiT LoUd fOr An aCOusTiC seT, CaLum."
• "You giant don't stop."
• "_______, let's fucking dance!"
• All of them dressed as 80s "sexy" rockstars for Halloween
• Calum's pink glittery G-string
• "Ashton, my best friend..."
• The video where they dressed as retirees
• "Let's play titanic. You'll be iceberg and I'll go down."
• Their emo hairstyles
• "Pretend I'm a girl!"
• Ashton's Shaggy hair
• "Valntyne"
• Them calling Ashton the "dad" of the band
• "I'm Calum Hood, I play BASS."
• The Cocktail Chats
• "Why can't we choose em'?" and "mA hEArt!"
• Calum's pink "X" bass
• "tHe TrUTh"
• Them playing 5 Second Rule with Ellen
• "I wanna be a jedi!" "You'll never be a jedi, you're an idiot."
• Their obsession with Will Smith
• Smash, Mike-Ro-Wave, Dr. Fluke and Cal-Pal
• Mint Michael
• "I'm Michael, i-i play the triangle."
• "Press my cheek against the glass... Glass? Gloss? I don't know who I am."
• Luke's constant identity crisis
• "Oh my God I just seen Calum's penis."
• Ashton in oversized sweaters
• "dO My bALLs!"
• "I wear heels bigger than your dick."
• Ashton's red hair
• "iT's A ChOcoLAte miLK PaRTy!"
• Calum buying a role of fabric to use as a blanket
• "ALrigHT, LoS aNGeLes!!!"
• Ashton's Late Late Show tattoo
• "This one looks like it's gonna piss me off"
• "You nasty, you little nasty!"
• That Rolling Stone cover
• "We are 5 Seconds of Summer. Summer? SummAh?"
• "Fuck you, guys! I'm leaving too!"

• "Because I like cheesesteaks"
• Luke's lip ring
• "You had me wrapped around your fucking finger."
• Calum's curls
• "I am often the hype man on stage, much like Lil Wayne."
• Youngblood Era Ashton
• "We like polka dots!" "We like white shirts and leather jackets!" "Hey man, go fuck yourself."
• Luke's quiff
• "Twist, bro!" "I'm twisting, mate!"
• Calum's blonde streak hair
• "We're having fun!"
• Michael's red hair
• "Is that you? "No, he's awful"
• "Fuck me at a quarter to three"
• 500 Years of Winter - Pizza Song
• "DoN't GEt bEtwEEn mE anD mY tEQuila!"
• Bandana era Ashton
• "I don't know who I am."
• Luke in plaid shirts
• "You guys are such cunts today."
• All of them in black ripped skinny jeans
• "I don't like people, I'm not a people person."
• "These are my parents." "What happened to them?"
• The Buzzfeed video where they read thirsty tweets
• "You wanna know where it is? It's at your mom's house."
• Their cover of I Miss You
• "bUt iS iT baLSamic?"
• "Pure fuego."
• "It's like you don't even know me sometimes."
• Ashton not drinking the pig blood
• "Michael, wHat DiD sHe sAy???" and all of Michael's answers to it
• "Youngbleh, sayuami, sayuami, out yolaif."
• Calum's "Empathy" hoodie
• Ashton in glasses
• "ThE BoDaCiOUs, tHe CAaaLUm hOOd!"
• Literally all of MYT Live
• "That's cRaZY."
• Their cover of American Idiot
• Their tank tops
• "Is that marijuana?"

• “Oh it’s blood... I mean EW BLOOD”
• “Quiff it BABY! Ow!” “Stop being a baby. Your hair is unquiffable” “🎶UNQUIFFABLE🎵 Ah! *flinches at hairspray*”
• “Tadpoles are baby mosquitoes aren’t they?”
• “It’s a COW luke!”
• “So you go down this cliff” “I go down this cliff”
• “I’m sorry, I didn’t invite you to this BBQ so why are you all up in my grill?”
• Malum with the megaphones
• Cashton doing anything
• “I’ll kill you with your own lemon tree”
• “What’s a mattababy?”