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Harry Styles | The Howard Stern Show

Harry on seeing himself without tattoos when filming | The Howard Stern Show

hashbrown, egg yolk

his eyes were spotify green

You’re my boyfriend. I’m your boyfriend. We’re boyfriends!

i HATE peeling oranges i HATE soup i HATE kitchens i HATE phoebe bridgers i HATE tenderness i HATE quirky graphic sweaters i HATE tote bags i HATE pdfs i HATE al pacino i HATE the inherent togetherness of being i HATE bruce springsteen i HATE the grocery store i HATE haunted houses i H

thoughts on emails?

LOVE emails.

What Pedestrians Look Like Across Europe

rb this and tell me how many houses/apartments/living spaces you’ve moved over the years, I’m genuinely curious

quick what’s ur opinion on tea. everyone who sees this is obligated to answer in some way

Girls Scouts encounter Bigfoot the most frequently. Part of their oath is to keep him a secret because he’s very kind and makes up 30% of their revenue due to his fervent love for thin mints.

As a Girl Scout leader, I am telling you that this is NOT true, and any former girl scout that says it is, should think about what they are saying and what oaths they may have sworn in the past

What if when we were born we were each assigned a Wikipedia page like a social security number would that be fucked up or what

do you mean a wikipedia page about us? or do you mean some baby is arbitrarily given the rights and responsibilities to update the paramecium article?

ok I did mean a Wikipedia page about us. But keep talking I like where you’re headed

What's your government-assigned Wikipedia page? (No rerolls. I am in charge of "1929 in Wales" now. Not a great year, some bad floods in November.)

As It Was by Harry Styles

Louis reacting to a fan’s sign in Los Angeles - 13.03