the things that come out of my head

this is so valid

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Brain: You’re a horrible, worthless, garbage person, and your life is going nowhere but to hell.

Me: I don’t know what the fuck you expect me to do about that at 11PM, my dude.

A reminder from Ice T!

me as I watch the Death Stranding trailer

@rabbitdadisw0rried is the hero of this story, and I @branwyn-says the humble narrator.

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Hey parents: teach your sons to shut the fuck up and listen to women.

Steve Harrington in STRANGER THINGS 2

I remember when I first got Harry Potter and the deathly hallows I picked the book up and it accidentally flicked to the last few pages and I quickly shut it because I didn’t want to spoil it for myself but I saw “Ginny kissed Albus” and I remember thinking “fucking plot twist”.

“As the father of no daughters because I’m literally in 8th grade, I think sexual harassment is bad.”

These kid are the future.

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