he can infodump so deep inside me I'll have trivia running down my leg

𝖠𝗋𝗍 𝖻𝗒 𝖠𝗇𝗇𝖺-𝖫𝖺𝗎𝗋𝖺 𝖲𝗎𝗅𝗅𝗂𝗏𝖺𝗇 | 𝖨𝖦: 𝖺𝗇𝗇𝖺𝗅𝖺𝗎𝗋𝖺_𝖺𝗋𝗍

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Kirby Bath Bomb from Japan

turn your bath water into piss to unlock kirby

stability is overrated…. not crying in public transport is boring

Reblog if you need this energy

Me: Stop using FaceApp! Your privacy is at risk!

Everyone:

anyway.....we r all clowns. there r no good men. this has been a lesson in lesbian hubris

not to be a joyless commie on main but wouldnt it be a fun prank to put all that area 51 storming energy into storming the literal concentration camps

“If I didn’t see you then you didn’t do it”

this guy is excelling in a completely unique genre of his own creation that consists of extremely relatable humor steeped in twilight zone horror and i am here for it

Lovebug // Jonas Brothers

the queen has returned

I’m at mcdonalds and this teenage boy just asked his friend why he was wearing a superman shirt with a batman hat and he said “they’re boyfriends you asshole” the children………… are our future perhaps

ppl are implying this is fake and I won’t try to convince u bc idc but I gotta ask: do u think if I wanted to make something up it would be a story where I’m sitting at mcdonalds alone and eavesdropping on teenagers when one of them said something funny? do u really think that’s the flattering picture of myself I wish to present? sad nosy lady at mcdonalds?

@staff @staff @staff

@staff love the new colour but you might wanna fix some of these issues I ran into.

Feel free to add more guys

The toys when Andy gets back home from school