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"So you have found my little slice of Chaos. Good show, I'm impressed." "Now do tell me which of my gateways you came from? Don't be shy now, I promise I won't bite" [RP Blog for Discord] Rules and Guidelines
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“Another holiday, another moment to cause a little mischief. Oh how I love these touchy-feely days, too easy to make a little trouble for a good pay-off of chaos magic~” Discord mused from his home, looking over the portals leading to far off places, as he planned a day out in which to collect chaos energy to refuel his own. Each held a good prospect of fun, already energy is being gathered passively to keep the flow of magic going, yet he was itching for a more active collection to strive off boredom.
Being bored only invites remembering things he rather keep buried about this holiday.
As many worlds as their are however, perhaps the best one to play a few tricks with is his own. With that in mind, he slips into the portal of the Pony World and find himself appear above the Crystal Palace. “Ah, what better place than the home to the Love Princess~”
Slipping into the Palace was easy enough, the halls more bare due to the holidays, leaving the place almost sad and cold if one took the time to reflect on it. He followed the halls until he came upon the throne room, a trick coming together as he approached. With a little magic, it was child’s play to create a whoopee cushion and slip under the pillow on the throne. With the trap set, he wills himself into one of the paintings on the wall and waits.

⦇⚜⦈一Hot tea made and carried carefully in her magic, Cadence made her way slowly back to the throneroom despite the fact that she wasn’t likely to get any audience. Though the idea of retreating to her bedroom wasn’t all that appealing either, when everything was just… hers. The one holiday that most ponies had considered calling it something like Cadence Day or something, and she just felt lonely, wishing that it was just a normal day.

⦇⚜⦈一Shaking her head to herself, she finally re-entered the throneroom though she wasn’t inclined to go sit on the throne just now. Instead she sipped her tea as she crossed the floor to an balcony and stared out to the nearly empty streets. Eventually though, she gave a sigh as she started her way to the throne. Watching the empty street was no better than watching the empty room. At least she didn’t have to put on a happy expression for the benefit of others.

⦇⚜⦈一”I hope this holiday just passes quickly…”

He watched as she passed the throne room, letting out a silent huff when she didn’t go straight to sitting down. Tapping his claws over the pony in the picture he took cover in, he watches her go to the balcony and look forlornly out at the empty streets.

This isn’t how he imagined this going, seeing how lackluster she is on a day that by all rights should be energizing her beyond belief. Even her Empire runs on Love, and she looks like she’d rather crawl back into bed and pretend it wasn’t so. He frowns, taking in the sight of this miserable Princess of Love, and feels that this is not fun. Pulling a trick on someone that already is a sack of sad defeats the purpose of making the energies that fuel his magic, there is no conflict of emotions this way.

Musings this, he watches her return to the throne room. If surprises and hidden pranks won’t do, perhaps another take on this will make the needed surge of mischief he desires.

After she sets off the whoopee cushion of course. Can’t go wasting a good prank now can we?

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⦇⚜⦈一For this Hearts and Hooves, Cadence found that most of the populace of the Crystal Empire were taking care as to enjoy the holiday. While it wasn’t a traditional holiday from a thousand years ago, it certainly was something needed. However, this was the first year Cadence found herself not wanting to even acknowledge the holiday.

⦇⚜⦈一So thus far, she had been acting as though it was a normal day, though sadly with far less activity for her to do. Perhaps she should stop by the kitchens and get herself a nice cup of tea, seeing as most of the staff were enjoying the holiday and shouldn’t be bothered.

“Another holiday, another moment to cause a little mischief. Oh how I love these touchy-feely days, too easy to make a little trouble for a good pay-off of chaos magic~” Discord mused from his home, looking over the portals leading to far off places, as he planned a day out in which to collect chaos energy to refuel his own. Each held a good prospect of fun, already energy is being gathered passively to keep the flow of magic going, yet he was itching for a more active collection to strive off boredom.

Being bored only invites remembering things he rather keep buried about this holiday.

As many worlds as their are however, perhaps the best one to play a few tricks with is his own. With that in mind, he slips into the portal of the Pony World and find himself appear above the Crystal Palace. “Ah, what better place than the home to the Love Princess~”

Slipping into the Palace was easy enough, the halls more bare due to the holidays, leaving the place almost sad and cold if one took the time to reflect on it. He followed the halls until he came upon the throne room, a trick coming together as he approached. With a little magic, it was child’s play to create a whoopee cushion and slip under the pillow on the throne. With the trap set, he wills himself into one of the paintings on the wall and waits.

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relationships

Send one to talk to my muse about their relationship with another character!

“I see you’ve met ____.”

“You and ____ seem pretty close.”

“I didn’t know you were friends with ____.”

“Woah, what’s your problem with ____?”

“___ really doesn’t like you.”

“I thought you should know, I saw you kissing ____.”

“Look, I know you slept with ____.”

“You do know that ____ is in love with you, right?”

“Well well well, someone has a crush on ____.”

“____ told me that you’ve been friends for years.”

“Are you related to ____ by any chance?”

“You seem frightened of ____.”

“You won’t be seeing ____ any more.”

“____ hurt you, didn’t they?”

“I’ve noticed that you’ve been spending a lot of time with ____.”

“Did you really spend the night with ____?”

“I heard you moved in with ____.”

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'Mistletoe'

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Discord pauses when someone called out the word, at first confused before looking up and seeing the mistletoe hanging overhead.

Peering down at the source of the voice, he again pauses when he sees Prince Shining standing there. Looking them over before looking back to the tied clump of plant-life, he gives a slight shrug before bending down and kissing the Stallion.

"Good catch. Happy holidays to you, Shining.”

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"Hello Miss Doo, how have you been of late. Have the holidays been treating you well?"

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“Ditzy…” The mailmare corrected as she placed the bundle of envelopes in a mailbox. “I’m doing okay so far but I’m afraid I can’t say the same for the next few weeks.” Ditzy mumbled, closing the mailbox and lifting the red flag.

“Since Hearth’s Warming is near, ponies will be surrounding the post office. And if ponies are really desperate they’ll try to beg for us mailponies to deliver their packages when the post office closes.” 

“But enough about my problems. It’s been a while since I last saw you. Has your ‘mailbox’ come back yet?”

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“Haha very funny.” She said with a annoyed frown. Taking the next bundle of envelopes, from her mailbag. She then trotted a few hoofsteps away to the next mailbox. “I remember last year’s Hearth’s Warming. One of my coworkers, Special Package broke his hing leg from trying to calm down the customers. Honestly ponies these days.”

“I hope so too. But you never know when it comes to things like this. One year could be okay and the next could be insane.” With a soft sigh she ran a hoof through her mane. “I’m getting a headache just thinking about it.”

A soft smile soon replaced her frown as Discord mention the whereabouts of his mailbox. “It did? Well I’m not surprised. I wouldn’t want to stand there all day waiting for mail to be shoved in my mouth.” She chuckled softly.

“Fluttershy’s place? Right. I’ll be sure to tell the other mailponies. I’m sure they’ll be happy knowing that they won’t have to visit your realm anymore.

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“I figured it would make things a tad bit easier with a more stationary box.” he laughs softly as he follows her. He notes the starting of holiday decorations being displayed at the homes, rather easy to see which still have young foals with the paper snowflake chains and haphazardly placed tinsel strands.

For a holiday that is supposed to promote togetherness and kinship, it certainly takes no pity on those that still need to work during it so others can have their peace. Those old sealed Wendingoes would have a field day if they were roused enough to feed on this strife...

“Do you have any remedies at home to deal with the head pain the holiday brings, Ditzy?”

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"Hello Miss Doo, how have you been of late. Have the holidays been treating you well?"

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“Ditzy…” The mailmare corrected as she placed the bundle of envelopes in a mailbox. “I’m doing okay so far but I’m afraid I can’t say the same for the next few weeks.” Ditzy mumbled, closing the mailbox and lifting the red flag.

“Since Hearth’s Warming is near, ponies will be surrounding the post office. And if ponies are really desperate they’ll try to beg for us mailponies to deliver their packages when the post office closes.” 

“But enough about my problems. It’s been a while since I last saw you. Has your ‘mailbox’ come back yet?”

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“Pardon, Ditzy. I do need to work on that I suppose. All that aside I am sure you’ll find means to survive the up-coming stampede of ponies that didn’t have the foresight to have their packages sent out early.” He briefly conjures a bright red box with a green ribbon, letting it lazily spin on his palm before making it disappear in a puff of smoke once closing his clawed paw.

“Then again, I have my own means to spread a little fun when need be. No use in adding to the chaos the Post system when others will do that work for me. I can still benefit from the built up energy of disorder created by others. Are the holidays not just the best kind of chaos~”

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“All joking aside, I do hope this year won’t be too hard on you, Ditzy. As for my Mailbox...lets say it found a new home somewhere through one of my portals. So I had to ask the little Apple filly, Applebloom, to make me a mundane mailbox that will be staying in Ponyville by Fluttershy’s home. I do go visit her for my weekly Tea so why not have my mail waiting for me there without risk of my box running off again?”

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Well that was...something

Hey everyone sorry for the silence for the last month or so, I actually recently had to move from my old place to a new place with friends of mine. So there was that going on, on top of my computer being down for a while with some kind of bug (fixed now finally).

Also updated my phone as well, which is always good.

Enough about that though, the reason I came here was to say that I’m back. I might still be busy what with the holidays and work getting busier, my posts may be a little slow, but I plan to get more active here now that my computer is back in order.

With that said….

I have a small event planned to help celebrate the holiday seasons! It may be a little late to set up a secret Santa like I originally planned it I still want to do something for my followers and RP partners.

So! Here is what I want to do for you. I would like to try and write a prompt story for those that like to take part. It will be short and sweet, with me writing a change between my Discord and your character if you are up for it. Just leave a prompt in my ask box and which character you’d like to see me try to write for.

Now for a few guidelines-

×I will do multiverse, meaning yes I will write something with another Fandom interacting with Discord.

×For this I am going to say it will remain SFW (safe for work). I can do shippy stuff of you request it but it would be fluff unless you specify it’s friendship shippy stuff.

×I will open to do this up til the 20th. After which I will be working on three prompts I get and will try my darnest to get them posted on Christmas my time.

×The prompt can be as simple as “snow day” to a typical starter for a RP thread or even a line of speech you want one of them to open the story with. ex: “there is no way that is going to fit through the door”

…and that should be it. Happy Holidays everyone!

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Well that was...something

Hey everyone sorry for the silence for the last month or so, I actually recently had to move from my old place to a new place with friends of mine. So there was that going on, on top of my computer being down for a while with some kind of bug (fixed now finally). Also updated my phone as well, which is always good. Enough about that though, the reason I came here was to say that I'm back. I might still be busy what with the holidays and work getting busier, my posts may be a little slow, but I plan to get more active here now that my computer is back in order. With that said.... I have a small event planned to help celebrate the holiday seasons! It may be a little late to set up a secret Santa like I originally planned it I still want to do something for my followers and RP partners. So! Here is what I want to do for you. I would like to try and write a prompt story for those that like to take part. It will be short and sweet, with me writing a change between my Discord and your character if you are up for it. Just leave a prompt in my ask box and which character you'd like to see me try to write for. Now for a few guidelines- ×I will do multiverse, meaning yes I will write something with another Fandom interacting with Discord. ×For this I am going to say it will remain SFW (safe for work). I can do shippy stuff of you request it but it would be fluff unless you specify it's friendship shippy stuff. ×I will open to do this up til the 20th. After which I will be working on three prompts I get and will try my darnest to get them posted on Christmas my time. ×The prompt can be as simple as "snow day" to a typical starter for a RP thread or even a line of speech you want one of them to open the story with. ex: "there is no way that is going to fit through the door" ...and that should be it. Happy Holidays everyone!

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RANDOM SENTENCE STARTERS

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Following my AUs and Prompts List from a few months back, here is a compilation of my favorite sentence starters for all your writing needs.
Because most of them aren’t mine, credits are at the end.

SHORT

“Marry me.” “Do you want me to leave?” “You are not going without me.” “I can’t believe you!” “I swear it won’t happen again.” “What did you say?” “I’m not jealous.” “You’re jealous, aren’t you?” “We can’t keep doing this.” “Are you sure this is legal?” “Isn’t this amazing?” “I’m going to take care of you, okay?” “Stay the night. Please.” “You can’t die. Please don’t die.” “Run away with me.” “You did WHAT?”  “Quit whining.” “Get outta my sight!” “Why are you so annoying?” “Were you ever going to tell me?” “Never in a million years.” “Don’t ask me that…” “I might have had a few shots.” “What’s with the box?” “W- What are you doing?” “Say it!” “I could kiss you right now!” “Are you done with that?” “What’s going on here?” “Stop pinning this on me! You started it!” “It’s your fault we’re in this mess.”  “Did you do this on purpose?!”  “Kiss me.” “Are you still awake..?”  “Excuse you?”  “This is all your fault!” “I can’t believe you dragged me into this.” “Don’t give me that look! It wasn’t my fault!”  “I shouldn’t be in love with you!” “It’s not fair!” “I could kill you right now!” “Knock it off!” “Screw you!” “You’re a complete moron!” “I love this song!” “I can’t be in love with you!” “Make me.” “Don’t tempt me.” “I hate you.” “You are infuriating!” “Just shut up already.” “That doesn’t even make sense.” “Bite me.” “Eat me.” “Kiss my ass.” “Just admit I’m right.” “Just admit you’re wrong.” “You are being ridiculous!” “That’s irrational.” “Listen to me!” “That’s not what I meant and you know it.” “Don’t yell at me.” “That’s it. End of discussion.” “I don’t believe you.” “You shouldn’t have said that.” “Fuck you!” “Shut your mouth before I shut it for you.” “How dare you?” “I dare you!”  “It’s you, it’s always been you.”  “Well this is awkward…” “Just pretend to be my date”.  

MISCELLANEOUS

“Are you really gonna leave without asking me the question you’ve been dying to ask me?” “The planet is fine. The people are fucked.” “I just did some calculations, and I’ve been able to determine that you’re full of shit.” “You know what I like most about people? Pets.” “Do you ever think if people heard our conversations they’d lock us up?” “What about a compromise? I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apologize.” “I don’t hate you.. I just don’t like that you exist.” “Love is the jelly to sunshine’s peanut butter. And if I tell you that I’m in sandwich with you, I’m not just saying it to get in your Ziploc bag.” “Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.” “Did you really just insult Captain America in front of me?” “Can I touch your boob?” “It’s not that you’re wrong, exactly, you’re just extremely not right.” “You shouldn’t be trusted with small children, should you?” “Give me cake or give me death.” “On a scale from, ’I can sometimes make important phone calls without crying’ to ’I have a stable job with a steady income, a spouse who loves me, a dog, and two kids who are screwed up minimally at worst’, how much of an adult are you?” “You think I’m dumb enough to fall for that stupid move?” “Despite the cliche, it’s not me, it’s you.” “Obviously you can’t tell a woman you just met that you love her, but it sucks that you can’t.” “No, it was my fault for thinking that you might care.” “When you love someone, you just don’t stop. Ever. Even when people roll their eyes or call you crazy… even then. Specially then!” “If you’re not scared, then you’re not taking a chance. If you’re not taking a chance, then what the hell are we doing anyway?” “I think I’ve been holding myself back from falling in love with you all over again.” “What have I told you about the toilet seat?” “I tried to change the duvet and I got stuck inside.” “I vote today to be a pajama day.” “You have to tell me why were committing a felony before we do it. Not that that’s going to stop us, but at least I’ll have all the facts.” “I don’t leave messages. If I wanted to talk to a machine, I’d talk to my VCR.” “I can be flexible. As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.” “You know we’re suppose to be together. I knew it the first time I saw you, and you know it, too. I know you do.” “Those things you said yesterday… Did you mean them?” “I’m not going to apologise for this. Not anymore.” “What I hear when I’m being yelled at is people caring loudly at me.” “I am NOT crying, okay?! I’m allergic to jerks!” “This would not happen if I had a penis!” “That’s almost exactly the opposite of what I meant.” “All nighter, you and me. First one to fall sleep buys the other dinner.” “I don’t think I’ve ever played spin the bottle.”  “Sorry! I didn’t mean to touch your butt.”  “I’m ok, thank you. Just please, stop talking to me.”  “To the night you’ll never remember!” “Excuse me, did the 12:15 bus come by already?” “Could I sit here? All the other tables are full.” “Are you meeting someone here? Because.. I think I’m that person.”  “You weren’t supposed to laugh! I’m so embarrassed!”  “It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.” “Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his/her cake hole.” “I’m not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren’t even hot.” “You better take care of that car or I swear I’ll haunt your ass!” “This is the dumbest thing you’ve ever done.“ “It’s a real shame nobody asked for your opinion.” “I could do that, but could doesn’t mean would.” “You cannot fathom the immensity of the fucks I don’t give.” “You’re like, five feet tall. How you gonna reach me, shortie?” “I recognize that you have reached a decision, but given that it is a stupid ass decision I have elected to ignore it”  “Do you need me to kill someone for you?”  “Look out where you’re going, asshole!”  “Fuck the sandwich guy!”  “I did not mean for stripping to come out of this.”  “The whole street is blocked off. The police won’t tell us anything, but I think there’s been some kind of attack… Maybe a bomb?”  “Oh my god, are you okay? I’m calling the police. I think I saw who did this to you.”  “I’m weird, you’re weird, we could have weird little babies and live weirdly ever after if it wasn’t for the fact I find you repulsive.” “There is nothing wrong with planning a wedding with a video game character.” “I’m gonna lay down and die for like half hour okay?”    “There’s been some real friction in our friend group lately. I suggest an orgy to save our friendships.” “It’s midnight, what do you want?”  “I think I know how to use a bed.” “If I wake up in the morning and I’m dead… Wait.” “You are completely unfit to handle a child.” “We have to get out of this place. It is EVIL.” “Don’t you dare throw that snowba-, goddammit!”  “When in doubt curl into the fetal position and give up on life.” “It’s not a double date, we’re just third and forth wheeling.”

PREGNANCY

“I have something to tell you…” “I think I’m pregnant.” “I’m pregnant!” “When were you going to tell me that you’re pregnant?”  “You’re smart and successful with an adorable belly.”  “$50 bucks says it’s a girl/boy.”  “Pregnancy suits you…” “Hello little one. We can’t wait to meet you…” “I’ll just be in the bathroom throwing my fucking guts up because our unborn kid wants to be a dick!” “There’s someone I’d like you to meet…” “Shh… He/she’s sleeping..” “I have a special surprise for you. Close your eyes and follow me.” “No, no, no, no, no, we aren’t ready… We aren’t ready for kids yet!” “Oh, gosh, I felt it! I felt a kick!”

FLUFF

“Your hair is so soft…” “You’re so cute when you pout like that!” “Just relax, I’ll wash your hair for you.” “I’m not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention.” “What, does that feel good?” “HA! I found a weak-spot on you, didn’t I?” “Are you wearing my shirt?”  “You are ridiculously comfortable…” “I’ve had a rough day and honestly all I want right now is a drink and someone to cuddle with…” “You’re so cute when you’re half asleep like this…” “You’re beautiful, you know that?” “We should get a puppy!”

STARGAZING

“Aren’t they beautiful?” “These stars are nothing compared to the ones I’ve seen in your eyes.” “Shooting star, make a wish.” “It’s actually a comet, but I’ll still make one.” “Imagine if it could always be this way, even in the city.” “Never thought something so beautiful could exist in nature…” “Wouldn’t it be cool to name a star after yourself?” “Y'know, your roof may not be the safest place for us to stargaze.” “This is why you made me drive three hours out into the middle of nowhere?” “Is that a– Wait, no, just an airplane.” “I wouldn’t mind falling asleep out here.

FLIRTY/SUGGESTIVE/SEXUAL

“Did you just… finish?” “They always make shower sex sound so appealing, but honestly, this is getting dangerous.” “I’m not actually feeling anything.” “Are you getting any closer?” “Why do they make this look so easy in all those porn movies?! This hurts like fuck!” “Did something just happen? You’re not turned on anymore.” “Shit sorry, am I going too fast?” “Wow, you’re hot.” “Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?” “Hey, I’m open minded.” “Keep sweet-talking and this could go a whole new direction.” “I think it’s about time we stop avoiding the obvious.” “I’m gonna be honest with you. I’m really horny, and you’re really hot. Can we fuck? Like, now?” “I see someone’s happy to see me.” “I saw that. You just checked me out.” “You know, when this is over, we should really have angry sex.” “Take off your clothes.”  “Tell all those other guys/girls you don’t need them ‘cause you got me.” “Don’t give me that face, it’s so cute I might not be able to hold back.” “Boobs are really just squishy pillows.”  “If you don’t get turned on by having your neck kissed somethings wrong with you.”  “Blasphemy! Sex solves everything.” “I platonically want to have sex with you. No big deal.”

TEXTS

[text]: What do you want now? [text]: Do you want to bet on that? [text]: Guess who just got back in town. [text]: So I might be in a hospital right now… [text]: We can’t keep doing this anymore! [text]: Come on, come to the party! [text]: Can you pick me up from the bar? Too drunk to drive. [text]: You have no clue how I feel so shut up. [text]: I call bullshit. [text]: You thought you could get away with that, didn’t you? [text] I gave up great shower sex to be here so don’t say I never did anything for our friendship. [text] Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness. [text] Also, my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall. [text] Who says no to sex and donuts?! [text] I know what you did last summer…
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