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aw fuck the clock is broke again

it’s starmie

the future is here and it’s horrible

and this is why you don’t play dodgeball with a ninja.

Honestly, if you don’t need a kitten stealing a pancake on your blog, it had better be because you already have a kitten stealing a pancake on your blog.

[たかさくらべ]

yes charmander is the tallest starter of fire types

Why are my clients being arrested? Have they been read their rights? What are the charges?

Watch the whole thing 💀

He hustled you…

He hustled you GOOD

😂😂😂😂😂

Omg🤣

@why-animals-do-the-thing why do foxes steal shit from ppl? They’re so cute but what is the purpose?

It’s because they’re habituated to people and have learned the can be a source of food. This fox obviously is no longer afraid of people, and has learned that it’s generally beneficial to it to tolerate their presence long enough to steal / get something - possibly because it’s frequently edible. Given how close it’s willing to get and how it approaches, I’d hazard a guess this is an animal who has actually been fed by people before. 

As much as it’s cute on the surface, wildlife that are habituated to people to this degree are put at a huge amount of risk - from human/animal interactions (if someone gets bit or attacked), from health issues due to potentially improper diets, and from cars due to spending a higher fraction of their time than normal in settled areas.  

@leaf-beard

Unexpected and welcomed

Get your ass on the dance floor

this is already on my blog like five times and i honestly don’t even care

he was a skater cat she said “see you later cat” meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

This kid conforms to school policy

and that’s why you don’t go around fixing people

and that’s why you don’t give up pieces of yourself to make someone else whole

We do this more than we think. Sometimes we reject those who have helped us the most. Other times, we help those who allow their egos to hide their humilities.

someONE FUCKING MAKE THAT TEDDY BEAR HAPPY BEFORE I CHOKE BECAUSE I HAVE TEARS BRIMMING MY EYES HELP ME

it may take time but there is someone waiting to hold your hand

My tears

I’ve reblogged this already but I love it.

The first time I blogged this he was broken and alone. Now he has love :’)

So relatable 😩😩

Me in this teddy bear have something in common I’m waiting

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER SEEN

WHO DID THIS VOICE OVER LMAO

I’m not watching the show. This is all I need.

^^^im mad I️ know people who talk like this😂

Y he so loud for???

This shoulda been the original

oh my gawd this is amazing 😂😂😂😂

A Soldier and a Marine just testing out their camo.

I’m reblogging this again cause it’s that awesome.

Then there’s the Navy

I hadn’t seen the Navy one

That’s the idea

*walks down the hall and trips over 16 servicemen and a reservist*

We get it, you vape.

Can’t believe I’m posting a vape vid

But like if you cut the vape section out (or skip it) this is a beautiful story about a bubble full of magical mist and it’s encounter with a very spiritual lake that sets it free.