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So what makes a butcher knife more butch than other knives?
The knife itself isn't necessarily butch. It's named that because it's wielded by a butcher, who is more butch than the other food shop owners
Hmm, I see.
What, then, makes the butcher more butch than other food shop owners?
the knife
That's what ancient Greek philosophy is like
The fact that it's confirmed that Togepi helps Volo makes sales just 🥹
We’ve waited a year to reblog this. Happy Bread Anniversary!
Because it’s important to celebrate the little victories in life.
IT’S BREAD DAY!
…Yay!
On April 19th (2022), I also made bread
Here’s to you, anonymous person from the far past
To whoever might read this in the far future, I hope you too can have a nice loaf of bread
The creator of these images is Matt Bernstein, one of my favorite educators online -- he makes incredibly clear, forceful collections of information like this one. He's queer, has fantastic nails, and has done a lot of education recently from his perspective as a Jewish person on why supporting Palestine is so important. Here's a link to this post, which he created for World AIDS Day on 12/1/23.
"i could fix him" "i could make him worse" well i could turn him into a flea. a harmless little flea. then i'd put that flea inside of a box📦. and then i'd put that box inside of another box🎁. and then i'd maaaaiiiilllllll that box to myself!!!!!!!!11!!!!! 📬
ANDWHENITARRIVESAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'D SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!!!!!!!!! 🔨💥
I can change him.. into a llama.
A llama?! He's supposed to be dead!
"My name is N. I will show you that my love for my friends permeates every cell of my body. Behold!"
Another reason I want more Addams Family with the 90s cast is I think it would be so nice to see Morticia uncorseted and aging gracefully. I don't think she'd go full Grandmama but do you really think an Addams is afraid of wrinkles and cellulite?
Look me in the eye and tell me Anjelica Huston doesn't still have it.
Some normie to Morticia: don't do _______, it will give you wrinkles.
Gomez: God, I hope so.
at morticia's 50th birthday party everyone's making Over The Hill jokes with the same envious joy you would celebrate your cousin's hundred million dollar lottery win. the "hill" decorations are various piles of rats, bones, garbage, severed limbs. there's a lot of chains and stolen crucifixes around instead of party streamers. the cake is a graveyard hill and they cut it with a visibly filthy shovel.
'one foot in the grave' gomez tells his wife, actively crying, 'and what a foot!'
morticia has the first slice of cake (it has a little sugar grave on it). when she finishes her delicate spoonful and smiles, the camera zooms in and we see she has spontaneously developed crow's feet. off camera is the sound of her husband really unsubtly orgasming.
after the party they drive off in a hearse with glass bottles of formaldehyde tied to the bumper. it says JUST OLD in the back.
the unsubtle orgasm noises continue.
YES. I WANT THIS.
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LITERALLY LIKE SHUT THE FUCK UPPPP. IS SHE NOT GOOD WNOUGH FOR YOU
Doctor Who is celebrating 60 years by releasing over 800 episodes on BBC iPlayer.
The sci-fi fantasy show first premiered in 1963 and has cemented itself as a permanent fixture in pop culture history. This fall, fans will be able to stream the entire 800-plus episode series along with spin-offs like Sarah Jane Adventures, Torchwood, and Class, and the behind-the-scenes series Doctor Who Confidential.
If you like the word “queer” reblog.
hey I really hate doing self publicity bUT. FOLKS WE NEED TO MOVE THESE BOOKS or there won't be room in the Topatoco warehouse for TPoH volume 4, which we plan to kickstart later this year- so yeah!
don't miss the opportunity, there's only a limited number left and they're really gorgeous guys seriously ya gotta get in on this
Want to try before you buy? You can read the Princess and the Jester FOR FREE right here! Go enjoy a free fairy tale! You earned it.
SOMEONE BLAZED MY POST???? WHO. I LOVE YOU.
grusha is jogging around the mountain keeping up his (post injury) workout routine and he was almost done when he sees a familiar face coming his direction and oh my god it's rika in a sports bra and the concept of seeing rika in anything that's not her usual work clothes is just so insane to him that he just trips and falls flat on his face right in front of her and that's how he broke his jaw and ended up having to take a week off to nurse the injury and deal with the fact that he literally fell for rika one random morning
no but if 2022 is okayish and it’s all because a straw goat burnt down what do we do then. where do we go from that point.
Burn more
This is why ancient people practiced ritual sacrifice.
Can we count our lace rot as a sacrifice? It’s certainly a sacrifice of our sanity.
I did technically knit the Evenstar shawl as an offering to the gods, so yes? Or at least my particular case of lace rot.
I clearly need to find some deities that support and accept my madness.
If we follow the lore of terry Pratchett disc world, we can make our own good!! They just need a good name!
The good of fiber fiends?
The crafters brain rot god?
The good of madness and WIPs?
It’s perfect! It’ll be like one of those deities that’s a person covered in the animal skeleton, but instead they just clothed in WIPs and lace, projects just dripping off of them and spare needles sticking out to anchor everything together.
And they’re holding a lace WIP, dragging the yarn as a tail behind them. Eternally suffering, eternally working, eternally wondering. Click needles click, knit yarn knit. And so the world turns.
I do think tink should have a Sheep scull, just to add extra coolness, and the different tools (needles, hoocs, bobbins and what not) build a dragon like spine down the back and lace tail!
Maybe wings made from big and small projects quilted together?
I have thought about this in the shower, and would like to further propose:
A three-folded crafting deity. One aspect devoted to the WIPs, the started ideas and half-finished heaps of yarn and needles stacked haphazardly in some corner, symbolizing potential, possibility, and the ever-changing maybe of creating something.
The second aspect devoted to the finished project, the freshly blocked lace, the sacred duty of casting-off and weaving in ends, that perfect, still moment between "I have created a Thing" and "I'm going to use this Things". The triumph of creation and pride.
The third aspect, which we cannot ignore, devited to un-making. To frogging and tinking, pulling out your stitches again. Because it's just as important to recognize that something you've made, or are currently making, just isn't going to work, or won't please you, or the yarn would be better suited for something else. It's the moment of self recognition, of humility and honesty, and it's a very important skill to have, too. It feeds, of course, into the deity's first aspect, because we can start turning the yarn into a project again...
I would like to go a step further. What if tink doesn't have a set form (even the scull could change! There are may sources to fiber!) (I do have to say, that i love the scull idea and i have already made a Etsy list with sculls i would like to buy in theyr honor)
Just as a project can change from a heap of fiber and tools to a WIP an UFO or a Fi is her object
Until you really made something it is everything at once, isn't it? (Well, close to everything) An WIP also has the potential to become stash again, hell you can turn a store bought sweater into a skein!!
An ever-changing monster deity tinkered to our needs as a devotees
An ever shifting skull that changes shape as it is blocked. A strong frame of blocking wires and pins.
I like the trinity of crafting. I think they’re crafting off of each other in a never ending cycle. Blocking each other, weaving in each other’s ends, tinking each other.
Yeah, i like that. Tink the ever changing deity of crafting. The circle of live remade (recrafted)
I'm going to buy a sheep scull with horns now! In honor of tink!
I can definitely see Tink becoming a thing among fiber artists. They who sheer and aash and spin and weave and knit and knot, they who create and admire and destroy, they who reward hard work and frustration alike, they who constantly learn, borderline patrons for computer people with their cable managements and hardware tinkering, similarly for designers and painters with their patterns, dyes, and canvases. Tink who unite creativity and learning and long things of all kinds tangled and twisted
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