morphenominal!

“mind passing me the other one?”

“I don’t care about dumb weed jokes,” I said naively, before I saw this

can i come over and stand like this

horniness is next to godliness

btw i think it's so awesome and fun when older people dye their white hair purple or pink or blue or whatever colour they fancy and 'overdress' in bright eye catching ostentatious outfits and have quirky interests and styles. you don't have to be young to have fun and be confident! you can still enjoy life when you're old! who cares what anyone else thinks, you've lived longer than they have and know better than to waste it being miserable just to fit in.

Why am I only just finding out now that James and Leigh call this the love scene

will graham patron saint of be bisexual and lie

This might be my favorite submission so far

God damn I’ve been Owned…

where’s jack going

to undo the future that is aku

“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health

He doesn't want us to cut throught our chains

he wants us to cut throught our feet

Saw another tiktok of someone making fun of pretentious cinephiles who like eight hour long Latvian movies or whatever and I'm so tired of this shit, man, I'm tired of the stupid explanations people come up with to wave away this dumb, dumb joke

Crazy how their hypothetical "bad" movie is always foreign. I'm sure that doesn't betray something about the person making the claim at all, no sir

Carefully navigating a pin over a global map and seeing how far east I can go before getting in trouble, constantly glancing back at my audience for approval.

"Eight hour long... Hungarian movie?"

[Audience titters]

"Eight hour long... Turkish movie?"

[Fewer chuckles, some muttering]

"How about those boring eight hour long... Iranian movies?"

[No laughter, concerned muttering]

"Oops, I meant uh, Romanian."

[Relieved laughter]