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Heyo, my name a Sly and this is my blog. he/him pronouns, cis-male, pansexual as fuck I'm into Giant Robots, Monsters, Space, Movies, and just a whole lot more
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Here’s the whole video. It’s called “Don’t Be A Sucker” and it’s 17 minutes long.

don’t just scroll past this actually watch it, it’s only 2 minutes long. If you re-recorded this today word for word with modern actors and places, it wouldn’t even look out of place as a PSA

300,000 notes and i can’t find a transcript

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sky-squido

Transcript: (sorry for the language!)

Speaker: “I see negroes holding jobs that belong to me! And you! I’ll ask you, if we allow this thing to go on, what’s gonna become of us real Americans!”

Hungarian man with clear foreign accent: “I’ve heard this kind of talk before, but I never expected to hear it in America.”

Young man: “This man seems to know what he’s talking about.“

Speaker: “What are us real Americans gonna do about it? You’ll find it right here in this little pamphlet—the truth about negroes and foreigners! The truth about the Catholic Church! You’ll find…” [audio grows quieter as camera shifts to the onlookers]

Hungarian man: “You believe in that kind of talk?“

Young man: “I dunno, it makes pretty good sense to me.“

Speaker: “And I tell you, friends, we’ll never be able to call this country our own until it’s a country without… without what?“

Other man: “Yeah? Without what?“

Speaker: “Without negroes, without alien foreigners,”—the young man is nodding, following along—“without Catholics, without Freemasons! You know these…“

Young man: “What’s wrong with the Masons, I’m a Mason.” Looks to European man worriedly, “hey, that fellow’s talking about me!“

Huungarian man: “And that makes a difference, doesn’t it.“

Speaker: “These are your enemies! These are the people who are trying to take over our country! Now you know them, you know what they stand for. And it’s up to you and me to fight them!” A bunch of the onlookers in the vicinity wave him off like he’s crazy and turn away, “fight them and destroy them before they destroy us!”

Speaker: “Thank you.“

One man in the now somewhat awkward crowd: “claps“

Young man: *is visibly uncomfortable*

Hungarian man: “Before he said Mason, you were ready to agree with him.”

Young man: “Well yes but, he was talking about… what about those other people?“ *the pair sit down on a park bench*

Hungarian man: “In this country, we have no ‘other people.’ We are American people, of course.“

Young man: “What about you? You aren’t American, are you?“

Hungarian man: “I was born in Hungary. But now, I am an American citizen. And I have seen what this kind of talk can do. I saw it in Berlin.”

Young man: “What were you doing there?“

Hungarian man: “I was a professor at the university. I heard the same words we have heard today. But I was a fool, then. I thought Nazis were crazy people, stupid fanatics. But unfortunately it was not so. You see, they knew that they were not strong enough to conquer a unified country, so they split Germany into small groups. They used prejudice as a practical weapon to cripple the nation.”

A film created for folks in case Martin Niemöller was too subtle.

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ampervadasz

Unmute !

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takiki16
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nonethefewer

this is the best response image ever

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hawkyaly

Audio description:

Teacher, filming: Ladies and gentlemen, here we are, it’s 2021 and all of students are yet again holding hands, and they just love each other so much- oh wait no, Josh is holding us at a 500,000 volt charge and now Mark’s hair is starting to go. [students begin shouting, teacher speaks louder over them] And so, Alex is going to give him a fist bump, and everybody is going to be so happy. Alex, whenever you are ready, go! [As Alex executes the fist bump, there is a small popping sound of an electrical shock, followed immediately by the pained screams of the entire class.] end audio description

[ID: An angry Klingon from Star Trek yelling “Everybody was harmed during the making of this video” /end ID]

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Horror Icons In and Out of Makeup

1. Pumpkinhead - Tom Woodruff, Jr. 2. Satanico Pandemonium - Salma Hayek 3. Nosferatu - Max Schreck 4. Grand High Witch - Anjelica Huston 5. Samara Morgan - Daveigh Chase 6. Pinhead - Doug Bradley 7. Frankenstein - Boris Karloff 8. Phantom Of The Opera - Lon Chaney, Sr. 9. Regan MacNeil - Linda Blair 10. Freddy Krueger - Robert Englund

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decided to combine these ones into one post now i’ve got a whole batch more of them. these have been a load of fun to do! both the ones that attempt to look like a whole new pokemon and the ones that are just an exercise in monster design. parts palette of beedrill, icecream line, and deoxys. 

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Horror Icons In and Out of Makeup

1. Pumpkinhead - Tom Woodruff, Jr. 2. Satanico Pandemonium - Salma Hayek 3. Nosferatu - Max Schreck 4. Grand High Witch - Anjelica Huston 5. Samara Morgan - Daveigh Chase 6. Pinhead - Doug Bradley 7. Frankenstein - Boris Karloff 8. Phantom Of The Opera - Lon Chaney, Sr. 9. Regan MacNeil - Linda Blair 10. Freddy Krueger - Robert Englund

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I will continue to call The Creature “Frankenstein” and no force in Heaven or Earth will impede that.

I also laughed at him totally deliberately calling attention to the fact Victor isn’t a real doctor because he dropped out of college and built a guy out of corpses

He punched the lycanthropy right out of wolfman

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wackd

did he just throw ygor out a window

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that gamer feel when……ur gaming

explain

only gamers will get this

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iguanamouth

im totally fucking serious i want the next sci-fi movie blockbuster to be about exorcising the ghosts of malevolent dinosaurs

i just lost a follower well guess whos not getting tickets to the opening night of velocigeist: revenge of the cretaceous 

What about Tyrannosaurus Rexorcist?

And there’s that classic scene that’s in every horror movie when the character goes to the bathroom and opens the mirror

and everything seems fine

but then she

closes it

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spyderqueen

Has Syfy not already done this one? How not?

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patrickat

They were left behind on the island. They weren’t prepared for…

THE VELOCIRAPTURE

Better start to prey.

I feel like, while not the same as the ideas discussed here, this movie might still be something that people in this thread might want to know about.

Me before seeing this post: ehh I’m not that interested in movies

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mymanherc

WHY ARE THERE NIN-nevermind. Stupid question. 

Me, texting my girlfriend: BABE I KNOW WHAT WE NEED TO WATCH TONIGHT

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wake up america

this is to educate my non-American followers. This really is how the US sees itself. (and yes, 95% of the time, Florida = WHAT?!)

In Florida the more North you go, the more “South” you get 

In Florida the central part pretends to be the south, the western part pretends to be the northeast and the south pretends to be the west I’m not even kidding you 

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ninjaboots

… Please tell me you guys are kidding.  

Florida is like it’s own country I swear

I’m from Florida and I can confirm this. Also, South Florida is basically Miami and alligators.

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pumpkinskull

oh, i always assumed florida was part of The South?

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jimmyfury

north florida is yes. The rest is not.

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kittydoom

I’m from Florida, and grew up in SC/NC. Can confirm all true. 👍

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wilwheaton

Um. This is so wrong.

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oswinstark

You’re forgetting the part where California sees itself as its own entity.

We do not want to be grouped in with everyone else, thanks.

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kichizone

clearly none of you have ever met someone from texas

Y’all are just all utterly divided arent you

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