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how am i, as a millennial who grew up with the first two mummy movies, supposed to take the mummy (2017) seriously?

Listen, you cannot take The Mummy – which is a masterpiece, FIGHT ME – and essentially decide to write a Queen of the Damned crossover with it and expect anyone to actually take you seriously

Especially not when you replace Brendan Fraser with Tom fuckin’ Cruise

like, no, it’s not happening. You take your My Immortal-level fuckery and go somewhere

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People: What are you doing this weekend?
Captain Swan Fandom: I have a fictitious wedding i got to attend.
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dracoharry

Time to play the game of what is Oliver Queen reading in here??? My guess(es): A cookbook A guide on how to stay sane while raising lots of baby vigilantes EDIT: I’ve been told that he’s reading Robinson Crusoe and I am highly amused.

The thought of him reading Robinson Crusoe and thinking ‘No, that’s…you can’t do that. It doesn’t work like that’ amuses the shit out of me.

This is fantastic. I love how he is still next to these 2 goofs :)

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Seriously my first thought when Oliver says yes to a drink from Susan is NOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!! It probably has veritaserum.

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hubnert

You write a novel.

Everyone loves the novel.

Someone makes a movie based off your novel.

Your favorite actor is cast in the movie based on your novel.

You become best friends with said actor.

It can’t happen if you don’t sit your ass down and write your novel.

I love how this person just knows we fantasize about this

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