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The Blog of Shapiro the Hero

@shapiro10-blog / shapiro10-blog.tumblr.com

My rantings and ramblings about life, the Universe, and everything. 42.
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I had a dream last night that I was playing soccer, so I'm throwing it back to sophomore year and the first of two Noble Team championships! #tbt #WPU

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Why I Love the Playoffs

I feel sick. 1.3 seconds.

Pure elation about 3 minutes before, then utter heartbreak.

And now I get to watch another hockey game I care nothing about, purely for the purposes of sports journalism.

I need a drink.

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THE MOST

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HEARTBREAKINGLY AWESOME

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LOVE STORY

IN THE FUCKING HISTORY OF SUBPLOTS IN MOVIES

LIKE SAM GOT SHOT RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER…

THEY EVEN KILLED “MARY LOU” THE DONKEY FOR FUCK’S SAKE

SO KATE BECAME THE BADASS “KISSING KATE BARLOW”

AND THEN SHE FUCKING DIED AFTER CURSING AN ENTIRE FAMILY FOR ETERNITY

Kissing Kate Barlow and Sam the Onion Man need their own movie.

SHE DIED AGAINST SAMS BOAT THAT HE WAS SHOT IN. JESUS MAN

Does anyone know the secret to making shoes not smell?

Peaches and Onions

Sam and Katherine's specialties combine to solve all the world's problems.

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Repost this. Do not reblog. Tag ten people you want to get to know better.

Tagged by: no one officially but I saw it on karalynnp123's account so there.

Name: Andrew Time and date of current moment: 8:01pm, January 8, 2015 Average hours of sleep: Anywhere from 6-8 Last thing I googled: Freehold Ophthamology
 


Nicknames: Shaps, Shapiro, even Sharpie (but never again) Birthday: January 15th, 1992 Gender: Male Sexual Orientation: Straight Height: 6'1" Favorite color: Gold (and blue) Place that makes me happy: New York City. I feel like I could stay there forever. How many blankets I sleep under: 1 sheet and a comforter Favorite movie: Animal House What are you wearing right now?: Black jeans and my WPU Bookstore polo Last Book You Read: Still in the process of reading Freakonomics by Steven D. Levitt and Stephen J. Dubner Dream Job: NHL Play-by-Play commentator

I tag skuttlebutt, scuttlelikestocuddle, geekbone, good-by-to--you, randytheadventurer, thesokdrawer, pottersmusic, giftedfakr, catastrophictrainwreck and illdecidethislater. Tag 10 people and share!

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I HAVE BEEN WAITING SO LONG FOR THIS!

I didn’t know I was waiting for this until now. 

Oh my god this is perfect!

"The prison cafeteria is like the jungle's watering hole. There are the high and might giraffes, the judgmental gazelles, the cheetahs there because their mom brought them, and the sly foxes."

(not pictured: the coolest people you will ever meet.)

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REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

I got Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic the freaking Hedgehog.

Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.

I GOT A SPARKLY NICHOLAS CAGE

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My play-by-play of WPU vs. Siena in the 2013 SECHL Playoffs

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Will you marry me one day?

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Sorry, I don't accept marriage proposals over the internet. For all I know you could be some crazy chick who is nuts for hockey and tries to get with radio announcers just for fun :P

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Someone Remind Me...

I graduated college right? This wasn't just a really vivid dream?

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