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Everything about this is a masterpiece: the girl that says “wow” and the girl that says “hi” shyly and bill awkwardly lifting his hand to say hi to them I’m cracking THE FUCK UP

The way they all immediately straightened up their postures like the fuckin pope walked in 😂 the sheer power this cool science man has over the american people is palpable

the people of DC are beautiful

Congrats to us, America - now let's go fucking bully Biden

Non-americans seeing the US election results:

why can’t people accept “the media is over-hyping coronavirus” and “coronavirus is concerning given the lack of knowledge surrounding it” are both true? like can I order some nuance

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

Rebloging because, no shit, I just recieved a scholarship for $1500…

Ayyyyyy I’m here for it

Please, so I can have money for the doctor and kinesiology

I hope you get more than that.

that $1,500 would help my situation immensely right now.

well this truly was A Decade. i loved you. i hated you. goodbye 2010s.

Of course Harry releases his tour dates today:

TPWK; especially your fans.

Polaroid of Harry at Kacey’s after party in Nashville - October 25 (via spaceykacey)

Recently, I’ve learned not to interrupt when people tell me what they’re going through. If we’re in person, I wait until they’re finished talking. If we’re texting, I don’t start typing until they stop. I don’t rush to compare my experience to theirs, even if they’re similar. I don’t offer unsolicited advice. I’m practicing listening to understand, not to respond. Sometimes people just need someone to listen. Even if your intentions are good, give them that time and space.

the one where jennifer aniston broke the internet

Lmao I swear this is my BF. He loveeeee playing with my gut 😭😭

I love saying “of course” instead of “you’re welcome,” like of course I’m helping you that’s what I do, you were foolish to even consider an alternate dimension in which I’m not helping you. you idiot. you absolute buffoon.