I know this is a hard one to grasp but just because I'm not here doesn't mean I don't exist. You guys have object permanence I'm sure of it.

No one forgot. If my numbers are right it actually looks like they told their friends. Or bot accounts, it's all the same thing.

It's not a secret we all know and we're concerned.

I've only got the one kid how much stuff do you think I need to move?

I'd say you've given most of my readers something new to be anxious about, but let's be honest here maybe half of you drive and that's a generous estimate.

The only thing stopping you is yourself.

If I wanted to argue with people on the internet I'd get a Twitter account.

This line is as reliable as death and taxes.

I inadvertently replaced my habit of talking to people online with a new habit where I drink enough water. Working on a solution.

This was very much a Lego year. A solid two-thirds of that list was Lego sets. On what is surely a completely unrelated note, I feel like I'm doing a fantastic job as a parent.

I swear questions like this get made in a factory.

I'll give you all of this. Except the typing speed. My words per minute is pretty damn good for a guy who had to relearn half the keyboard with a new hand.

This one's going right into the team group chat.

Do I look like I know anything about linguistics?

I'm one of maybe three people on the planet still making flip phones if that's not small enough for you I'm not sure what to say.

It's not even a story. A lot of people didn't like me then, I decided I'd just have to deal with it. That's it. No soul searching, no feeling sorry for myself. Sorry to disappoint.

This is not a club I want to be in with him alone please add Barton or Lang.