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Bella sends this to Edward after he tells her “don’t do anything reckless”
I did not wake up this morning and think I’d see a twilight post on my dash in 2018 but you know what Im not even mad
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“Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity.”
— John Lennon (via liebeficktunsalle, quote-book)
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“Ich hab zu oft ein Komma gesetzt, wo ein Punkt hätte sein müssen.”
— (via stillesgeschrei)
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“I want my first marriage to be my only marriage”
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Source: love-diaries
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Source: weheartit.com
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Source: bzfd.it
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Ich find Menschen ja generell ätzend, aber manche Menschen haben wirklich Glück das töten strafbar ist.
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the other day my grandma told me, “when you and him are fighting, you both need to remember that it’s you two vs. the problem, not you vs. him.” and that hit me hard
Source: im-prada--u-nada
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hplyrikz
I can relate to this
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Warum ist man nach dem Weinen immer so müde?
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ifunnny
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Me, anytime Archie does anything:
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the greatest moments from Phineas and Ferb:
- BOW CHICKA BOW WOW, THAT’S WHAT MY BABY SAYS
- ”I call it the Buoyancy Operated Aquatic Transporter, or Bo-At for short.”
- ”I’m not crying, I’m just sweating through my eyes”
- when they all shrunk themselves and Baljeet got stuck on top of the lamp with the dead flies
- “My name is Doof, and you’ll do what I say, whoop whoop!”
- Candace’s voice when she had an allergic reaction to wild parsnips
- “Ah, Perry The Platypus, your timing is incredible. And by incredible, I mean comPLETELY CREDIBLE!!!”
- Buford’s cupid costume
- ”I never leave home without my velvet rope!” “Where do you keep that?” “I’ll never tell.”
- ”So, do I know romance or what?” “What.” “I said, do I know romanc–” “I heard you”
- Phineas’s dAMN OBLIVIOUSNESS. LIKE, ISABELLA MAKES IT SO CLEAR THAT SHE LIKES HIM BUT THE BOY CAN’T TAKE A HINT
- Marty the rabbit boy and his musical blender
- ”We small band of brothers…and girl from across the street”
- ”What did you think? A (insert name of object) was just going to fall out of the sky?” *said object falls out of the sky*
- STAR WARS CROSSOVER
- MARVEL CROSSOVER
- when Doofenshmirtz gets glue all over his hands and they get stuck to records, and Perry uses the body control helmet to make Doof create what’s arguably the greatest song ever
- Running from love in a bear suit
- that one time Alex Hirsch guest starred as a talking juice box
- “Paulllll Bunyan’s! Where the food is good (but not too good, eh?)”
- “Mom! Phineas and Ferb made me!” “I have some stretch marks that would suggest otherwise.”
- Baljeet and Buford’s
bromance - the episode when they got the band back together. Just…that episode in its entirety.
- “Hit it Carl!” “WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!” *Carl pulls lever anyway*
- when Isabella out-cuted the Meaps with her own natural cuteness
- “It’s a scientific fact!”
- “I’m you from the future!” “Wait, I am not Indian in the future?”
- “I feel reasonably sure it’s over this time. No, wait, he’s up AGAIIIIN”
- when Perry bit Doofenshmirtz’s finger and Phineas says “Perry, no! We do not bite the elderly!”
- Ferb’s adorable crush on Vanessa
- when Baljeet accidentally takes a rock and roll summer class and gets mad because it’s not graded, and performs one hell of a song
- Planty the Potted Plant
- “GET ON THE TRIKE!!!”
- Carl’s “Dr. Coconut” dance
- Tuff Shoo Laysizz
- “TREES ARE MADE OF WOOD”
- O.W.C.A. Secret Headquarters (pay no attention to this sign)
- “My watermelon!”
- the giant floating baby head
- Lots of me
- when Doof got zapped with the ugly-inator and nothing changed
- when Monogram kept laughing about Doofenshmirtz being abbreviated as Doof